Archive for January, 2009

Snuggie Figure Skating Coming to 2010 Winter Olympics

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This just in. Snuggie Figure Skating has been made an Olympic Sport. Alicia, pictured below, is rejoicing at the news. “I used to Figure Skate in a blanket. Disaster. Not until I found the Snuggie did I find my true calling. I would like to thank Dorothy Hamill, the Snuggie, and of course the Olympic Committee. Vancouver, here I come!”

Alicia training for the 2010 Winter Olympics. Snuggie Figure Skating 2010. Perhaps by 2014 the world can accept Snuggie Hockey. Do you believe in Miracles?

Alicia training for the 2010 Winter Olympics. Snuggie Figure Skating 2010. Perhaps by 2014 the world can accept Snuggie Hockey. Do you believe in Miracles?

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January 31st, 2009 at 2:54 am

Snuggie Baywatch

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We last saw Kristina Snuggie-cising. She is back in her Snuggie, now relaxing on a Tropical Beach.

Beach Blanket (with sleeves) Bingo

Beach Blanket (with sleeves) Bingo

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January 31st, 2009 at 2:39 am

Two Snuggies in One Day

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Two Snuggies in One Day. Take that, world!

Two Snuggies in One Day. Take that, world!

Kelly writes in and sent pics about her gift to her best friend, Meg. Kelly was convinced that she had bought Meg the greatest gift on the planet; the Snuggie. And indeed she had bought the greatest gift. Little did she know that Meg had received a Snuggie two hours prior from her dear Mother.
And here is the Birthday Card that Kelly sent in for Meg.

Attention, Hallmark – hire Kelly immediately for recognizing the under-served “Children with Mullets” demographic.

Kelly showing off her mad Photoshop Skillz. You forget to copy and paste in the Complimentary Booklight.

Kelly showing off her mad Photoshop Skillz. You forget to copy and paste in the Complimentary Booklight.

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January 31st, 2009 at 2:31 am