Archive for January, 2009
This just in. Snuggie Figure Skating has been made an Olympic Sport. Alicia, pictured below, is rejoicing at the news. “I used to Figure Skate in a blanket. Disaster. Not until I found the Snuggie did I find my true calling. I would like to thank Dorothy Hamill, the Snuggie, and of course the Olympic Committee. Vancouver, here I come!”
We last saw Kristina Snuggie-cising. She is back in her Snuggie, now relaxing on a Tropical Beach.
And here is the Birthday Card that Kelly sent in for Meg.
Attention, Hallmark – hire Kelly immediately for recognizing the under-served “Children with Mullets” demographic.