This just in. Snuggie Figure Skating has been made an Olympic Sport. Alicia, pictured below, is rejoicing at the news. “I used to Figure Skate in a blanket. Disaster. Not until I found the Snuggie did I find my true calling. I would like to thank Dorothy Hamill, the Snuggie, and of course the Olympic Committee. Vancouver, here I come!”

Alicia training for the 2010 Winter Olympics. Snuggie Figure Skating 2010. Perhaps by 2014 the world can accept Snuggie Hockey. Do you believe in Miracles?