Say goodbye to 2009, the Year of the Snuggie, and say howdy to the Decade of the Snuggie. It’s time to update those employee handbooks, welcoming the ever-present blanket with sleeves into the company dress code.

The Snuggie keeps today's executive warm, cozy, and influential.

This Snuggie Quartet answers with an emphatic 'Yes' when asked if it is ok to wear the Snuggie at the office.

Loni shows how it is done. She types 128 WPM, thanks to her Snuggie. She has also taken to other good habits since acquiring the Snuggie, such as hanging a Martha Stewart poster on her office wall, leaving her cigarettes unsmoked, and notice that she no longer has use for her glasses. It appears that the Snuggie can even improve your eyesight, enabling you to enjoy a good book, such as ‘Marley & Me’ (off the clock, of course).

Don't worry, Loni. We won't zoom in to reveal the Regional Office phone numbers that you have posted on your wall.