Futon Rendered Comfortable by Snuggie
Travis writes in to report an amazing finding when it comes to the Snuggie. "When I wear it, my futon is instantly more comfortable. I don't even need to use a pillow."
Archive: February 2009
After the Snuggie-Cise
We previously shared an undocumented feature of the Snuggie - The Snuggie protects you from Phantom Sweat on Gym Equipment, starring Kristina the Snuggie-ciser.
She's also the one who is relaxing on the beach in her Snuggie.
Kristina is glad to report that her fan mail has been incessant, and she's truly been a fan favorite.
Be absolutely certain you check out this Rising Snuggie Star's Blog.
Thanks, Kristina for letting us post your Snuggie pics!
Snuggie Wizardess Pins 900 Lb. Fleur-de-lis to Wall
Brook's Snuggie Wizardess powers are in high demand for Interior Design Shows on HGTV as well as hoisting boat anchors out of docks in shipyards. Such versatility is truly magic.
Snuggie Scuba World Record Cut Short by PETA
When we left Jerry, he was hanging with Nemo in the 117,000 gallon aquarium at the Silverton Casino in Las Vegas. Not content to break one world record for being the first underwater scuba Snuggie Sighting, he decided to go all Cal Ripken on us and set another one way out of reach.
Jerry stayed underwater for over 5 hours in his Snuggie. Upon exiting the tank he was greeted by a PETA protestor attempting to throw paint on his Snuggie, mistaking its luxuriousness for fur. The paint was deflected by the sheer awesomeness of the Snuggie. (This is an undocumented feature of the Snuggie - see Snuggie as Invincibility Cloak).
Snuggie Restless Arm Syndrome @ Epidemic Proportions
Click Here to View the Raise the Roof Snuggie Commercial - It features the New Snuggie Colors - Pink and Forrest Green
We first noted the Snuggie Restless Arm Syndrome in our Raise the Roof in Your Snuggie entry. This was followed up by the Snuggie Sighting at New Mexico Church of Scientology post. Michael has now sent a photo of a full-on Snuggie Restless Arm Syndrome attack. This was snapped in the parking lot outside the same Church of Scientology in New Mexico.
In other news, Michael has officially ended the debate on whether the Snuggie opens in the back or not.
Where are They Now? Jamie (a.k.a. Snuggie Bathroom Girl) Edition
We last left Jamie in the bathroom. She has long since finished the paperwork, and you cannot 'wipe' the smile off her face. The Snuggie fame she has had from being the first Snuggie Toilet Jockey has been thunderous.
Jamie's cat and dog (pictured hovering over her left shoulder) get along swimmingly whenever she wears her Snuggie. And if her fan mail onslaught continues, she will have to upgrade from her AOL dial-up account to handle the load. "I'm just so glad to be done with that old Afghan".
What is up with Roxy the Shazam-Eyed dog? Do his eyes illuminate in unison with the Complimentary Booklight?
Today Show Snuggie Sightings Galore - Matt Lauer Survives the Snuggie
I can almost hear the conversation in the offices of the Today Show. First there was the Good Morning America Snuggie story. Then there was the Fox and Friends Snuggie Parody.
"We're called the TODAY Show. How can we be so late on this? Matt, I don't care if you said you wouldn't be caught dead in a Snuggie, you're doing the Snuggie."
Matt finally relented once cast and crew agreed to put on their Snuggies.
WHAT THA SNUGGIE!? Is that Our Lady of Blanket Conquering, Jane DeNoble in the background during the Octuplet Interview? Whoa!
Snuggie as Manhood Initiation Duds
Every culture has their own specific rituals and traditions with which they initiate young boys into manhood. Meet the right of passage for the American Male 2009. Snuggie-Mitzvah
Happy Birthday, Jonathan. His sister Jen wrote in saying that he just got his Snuggie today. It's still got that new car smell. So this is our first same-day Snuggie Sighting to be posted. I'm sure we all here can agree that a Snuggie beats an X-Box or Wii hands down (under a blanket).
Snuggie Sightings on Fox and Friends
Fox and Friends recently ran a piece on the Snuggie. Here is a link to their Snuggy Parody. Below are screen captures from their parody, with some creative liberties with the captions.
World's First Underwater Snuggie Sighting?
You wanna keep warm when you're feeling chilled,
But you don't want to raise your heating bill.
Blankets are "ok", but they can slip and slide,
and when you need to reach for something (such as your underwater harpoon),
your hands are trapped inside.
Now, there's the Scuba Snuggie - the Underwater Blanket with Sleeves.
Not only is the Snuggie perfect for those "Drafty Dorm Rooms", but those 117,000 gallon aquariums that contain over 4,000 tropical fish - such as the Silverton Casino Aquarium in Las Vegas, Nevada. Thanks, Scott, for sending us your Scuba Snuggie pic! And for the record, the diver's name is Jerry. Perhaps Jerry should contact the Guiness Book of World Records as the first Underwater Snuggie Scuba Diver. I hear a rumor that there are mermaids in that tank.