Tony and Tony have been sequestered by Homeland Security after they figured out a way to mod their Snuggie Complimentary Booklights. Either that, or at least one of these Tony's has mad Photoshop Skillz (Lens Flare, anyone?).
The two Tony\'s send Light Signals to the International Space Station with their Complimentary Booklights. E.T. phoned home and he wants a Snuggie!
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Tony 1
"Hey, Tony"
Tony 2
"What, Tony?"
Tony 1
"Let's Arc-Weld a Big Pipe extruding out of our wall with our hacked Complimentary Booklights."
Tony 2
"Good plan, Tony. Let's block a doorway with said pipe."
Tony 1
"Agreed. Said pipe will compliment our fridge magnet collection."
Tony 1 and Tony 2
"Snuggie Complimentary Booklights...ENGAGE!"
Apparently the Snuggie does not come with a User's Guide. We have a young lady trying on the Snuggie, and she puts it on backwards. She obviously thought this was just a bathrobe...you know, a backwards Snuggie (bathrobes are getting that rap nowadays). So she puts the Snuggie on backwards and no one stops her. You have to watch the video to find out if the Snuggie is safe to be worn backwards, but only her dogs tried to warn her against it.
Greetings to our BuzzFeed visitors, and welcome back to the regulars. We are currently on the front page of BuzzFeed - so why not provide a quick list of Best Of Snuggie Sightings for our first month?
The Snuggie Restless Arm Syndrome (i.e. the inability of Snuggie Wearers to keep their arms by their sides) is sweeping through the country. Pictured below is our first 'Little Person' Snuggie Sighting. We present to you, Tara.
Tinkerbell provides scale.
We remind our faithful readers that the Snuggie is one-size-fits-all.
[Photo not recovered: If you focus on the framed picture in the background and really zone out, you will see a Snuggie.]If you focus on the framed picture in the background and really zone out, you will see a Snuggie.
We haven't had a great Snuggie Self Portrait since Alex!!!. Where Alex snapped his pic with his cell phone aimed at his reflection in his bathroom mirror (while wearing a stocking cap in addition to his Snuggie...think about that for a moment)...I digress. But today, we have Paul.
Paul is an inspiration to Snuggie photographers everywhere. Notice the clicky clicky in his hand. He framed this photo, and likely broke out the tripod to get this snap. Such devotion to Snuggie Sightings. We appreciate the hard work. Not only is he using a tripod, he also has his girlfriend on the very left, and his girlfriend's 2 daughters (the ones with the really, really, really big smiles - they obviously love their Snuggies) in the middle. Paul mentioned that the daughters drove 3 hours to be there for the Snuggie Photo Shoot. I'm glad the girls made it with their Snuggies. Imagine the tragedy if they had gotten there only to realize they left their Snuggies at home.
Here's Kendra telling the world...and some dude named John that she got a Snuggie. She's obviously thunderstruck by the Snuggie's sheer awesomeness. She would not be able to video herself if she were trapped in a blanket.
[This YouTube video has since been removed by its owner.]
Who are we to argue with the Daily What? They've bestowed the honor of being 'Your New Favorite Site of the Day' ... we thought you would want to know.
We'll enjoy the next 24 hours being your favorite site, until the Daily What's attention span drifts like a Lazy Eye on a Mr. Potato Head. Here's the story - http://thedw.us/post/78182398/your-new-favorite-site-of-the-day-snuggie
