[Photo not recovered: Brian, despite appearing ultra-intelligent, is wearing his Snuggie backwards.]Brian, despite appearing ultra-intelligent, is wearing his Snuggie backwards.
There's something in the air in Snuggie Nation. We're starting to receive photos of Snuggie Rookies wearing their Snuggies backwards. This is of great concern because when you wear your Snuggie backwards, it loses all of its special powers and is rendered an impotent, beltless bathrobe.
And was it not just a day ago that we posted the Snuggie Injury video of the young lady going Vertigo-and-Here-We-Go; all because she wore her Snuggie backwards?
The backward Snuggie trend must be stopped. I mean, come on! Even Matt Lauer figured out how to wear the Snuggie properly!
So with that said, I am creating the first ever Snuggie PSA - Friends Don't Let Friends Wear Their Snuggies Backwards
Backward Snuggie Sighting 2
[Photo not recovered: It may have been your best Valentines Day Ever, Michelle (Snuggie + Diet Sunkist = Good Times), but turn that Snuggie around. You are setting a horrible Snuggie example. There are small children and dogs watching!]It may have been your best Valentines Day Ever, Michelle (Snuggie + Diet Sunkist = Good Times), but turn that Snuggie around. You are setting a horrible Snuggie example. There are small children and dogs watching!
Backwards Snuggie Sighting 3
[Photo not recovered: Michelle's son carries the backward Snuggie habit into the second generation. Do not blame this little apple, whose only indiscretion was to fall not far from the backward Snuggie Tree.]Michelle's son carries the backward Snuggie habit into the second generation. Do not blame this little apple, whose only indiscretion was to fall not far from the backward Snuggie Tree.
Monica lifting the maximum in her Snuggie. If she were wearing a blanket, the back of it would rip in two, from the magnitude of her Snuggie lifting power.
By day, Monica is a mild-mannered college student. But at night, when she dons the Security Blanket of the 21st Century, the Snuggie, her strength goes through the roof. It has been documented somewhere, by a realiable anonymous source, that the Snuggie is more effective than Steroids in hitting long homeruns. Seven major league teams have already changed their home uniforms to Snuggie versions. Take that, Slanket!
And of course, there are other benefits to wearing a Snuggie. When one wears the Snuggie, the rules do not apply to you. Exhibit A:
Monica can litter in her Snuggie.
You can get away with littering in a Snuggie. Everyone is so distracted by the sheer awesomeness of the Snuggie, that you can pretty much do what you want. Speaking of doing what you want, Monica wants to do the Heisman. Do the Heisman, Monica!
To all the Snuggie-Haters, talk to my Snuggie Heisman Hand
The Snuggie gives you supernatural balance, as pictured above. And did we mention that it also gives you a free pass when it comes to littering?
Tada. I\'m afflicted with the Snuggie Restless Arm Syndrome and I\'m a Happy Little Litter Bug.
The Snuggie Collector - Scott sits on his Snuggie Mountain...all in Mint Condish. 3 Sherpas died last week trying to summit K-Snuggie. Scott is currently writing a book about the tragedy, entitled \'Into Thin Snuggie\'.
Imagine the Complimentary Booklights this man has! Be careful, Scott. We don't want you to get caught up in a Snuggie Avalanche. Of course, you would survive since you are wearing a Snuggie. All bets would be off if you were in a soul-crushing blanket.
Tony and Tony have been sequestered by Homeland Security after they figured out a way to mod their Snuggie Complimentary Booklights. Either that, or at least one of these Tony's has mad Photoshop Skillz (Lens Flare, anyone?).
The two Tony\'s send Light Signals to the International Space Station with their Complimentary Booklights. E.T. phoned home and he wants a Snuggie!
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Tony 1
"Hey, Tony"
Tony 2
"What, Tony?"
Tony 1
"Let's Arc-Weld a Big Pipe extruding out of our wall with our hacked Complimentary Booklights."
Tony 2
"Good plan, Tony. Let's block a doorway with said pipe."
Tony 1
"Agreed. Said pipe will compliment our fridge magnet collection."
Tony 1 and Tony 2
"Snuggie Complimentary Booklights...ENGAGE!"
Apparently the Snuggie does not come with a User's Guide. We have a young lady trying on the Snuggie, and she puts it on backwards. She obviously thought this was just a bathrobe...you know, a backwards Snuggie (bathrobes are getting that rap nowadays). So she puts the Snuggie on backwards and no one stops her. You have to watch the video to find out if the Snuggie is safe to be worn backwards, but only her dogs tried to warn her against it.
Greetings to our BuzzFeed visitors, and welcome back to the regulars. We are currently on the front page of BuzzFeed - so why not provide a quick list of Best Of Snuggie Sightings for our first month?
The Snuggie Restless Arm Syndrome (i.e. the inability of Snuggie Wearers to keep their arms by their sides) is sweeping through the country. Pictured below is our first 'Little Person' Snuggie Sighting. We present to you, Tara.
Tinkerbell provides scale.
We remind our faithful readers that the Snuggie is one-size-fits-all.
[Photo not recovered: If you focus on the framed picture in the background and really zone out, you will see a Snuggie.]If you focus on the framed picture in the background and really zone out, you will see a Snuggie.
We haven't had a great Snuggie Self Portrait since Alex!!!. Where Alex snapped his pic with his cell phone aimed at his reflection in his bathroom mirror (while wearing a stocking cap in addition to his Snuggie...think about that for a moment)...I digress. But today, we have Paul.
Paul is an inspiration to Snuggie photographers everywhere. Notice the clicky clicky in his hand. He framed this photo, and likely broke out the tripod to get this snap. Such devotion to Snuggie Sightings. We appreciate the hard work. Not only is he using a tripod, he also has his girlfriend on the very left, and his girlfriend's 2 daughters (the ones with the really, really, really big smiles - they obviously love their Snuggies) in the middle. Paul mentioned that the daughters drove 3 hours to be there for the Snuggie Photo Shoot. I'm glad the girls made it with their Snuggies. Imagine the tragedy if they had gotten there only to realize they left their Snuggies at home.
