Snuggie at the Movies
Snuggie Sightings star Kristina wears her Snuggie to the movies.
Snuggie Sightings star Kristina wears her Snuggie to the movies.
Loni shows how it is done. She types 128 WPM, thanks to her Snuggie. She has also taken to other good habits since acquiring the Snuggie, such as hanging a Martha Stewart poster on her office wall, leaving her cigarettes unsmoked, and notice that she no longer has use for her glasses. It appears that the Snuggie can even improve your eyesight, enabling you to enjoy a good book, such as 'Marley & Me' (off the clock, of course).
This just in, we have our first Snuggie faxing. Jennifer and Nicole do the honors.
The handwriting on the box between these two Snuggie Faxers caught my eye. So I thought I would zoom in to take a little looksee.
Someone might want to get on that, ...or are you standing in the Fax/Storage room?
There's also something that reminds me of the Workplace Snuggie Blessing.
Ross and Drew nail the handoff in their Snuggies. A Snuggie workplace is a happy workplace.
Friday afternoon we posted this entry - Jackie from 100.3 The Peak in a Snuggie...at a Soccer Game. I don't pretend to be a Snuggie Psychic, but I imagine that Jackie, Tony and Donnie will discuss this on their show.
Attention Tony and Donnie: Please point out that if Jackie wishes to stay warm at her son's soccer games, she should wear sensible shoes. Perhaps something other than Flip-Flops would have kept her warm enough to have avoided landing on SnuggieSightings.com.
You can check out the 'Jackie, Tony and Donnie’ morning show on 100.3 The Peak - Albuquerque, New Mexico.
We last visited our Snuggie friends from the Silverton Casino aquarium with the 'Snuggie Scuba World Record Cut Short by PETA' entry. Jerry has now made way for the Snuggie Mermaids of Silverton.
The Snuggie Mermaids broke into song:
'Look at this Snuggie, isn't it neat?
Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm the girl
The girl who has everything?
Look at this trove, treasures untold
How many Snuggies can one cavern hold?
Looking around here, you'd think
Sure, she's got everything
I've got Complimentary Booklights a-plenty
I've got Big City Sliders galore
You want Aqua Globes?
I've got twenty
But who cares? No big deal. I want more
I wanna be where the people are
I wanna see, wanna see 'em dancin'
walkin' around on those
Whaddya call 'em? Pedi-Paws
Flippin' your fins, you don't get too far
Legs are required for jumpin', dancin'
Strollin' along down the
What's that word again? ShamWow
Up where they walk
Up where they run
Up where they stay all day in the sun
Wanderin' free, wish I could be
Part of that Snuggie world.'
Pictured here is Jane DeNoble, the actress from the Snuggie commercial. We recently posted Meet the Snuggie Lady...Jane DeNoble, which you'll want to be sure to check out.
Here is Jane with her friend Tonya, who is holding the booklight while luxuriating in the Snuggie (the ultimate Christmas gift for the woman who has everything). Notice how those other boring presents at their feet go totally ignored. Take that, Rival Crockpot!
In further Jane DeNoble philanthropy news, Jane reminds us all that there's more to life than escaping the clutches of restrictive blankets. Exhibit A: Jane recently lent her Snuggie celebrity to a good cause - supporting a Community Outreach Club's ongoing fund raiser to support Lisa's Heart Kids Cancer Research Fund.
You must agree that there's nothing quite like cozying up to a good book in your Snuggie, basking in the glow of your matching complimentary booklights. Pictured here are Terry (and someone else - please send names, Terry, although you did not fail to mention your cat 'Skeletor'), reading the International Best-Sellers 'Nursing Care of Infants and Children' and the vaguely titled 'Earth Science'.
Not wanting anything to go to waste, they have saved their empty Snuggie box as a groovy cat carrier, which is surely acceptable for traveling on most major airlines.
Just kidding. This is one big, happy Snuggie family.
Bridget returns for more Snuggie fun, this time taking a Snuggie friend to the Pizza buffet.
After their meal, they hit the arcade, having some good, clean Snuggie fun. Snuggie Skeet Shooting anyone?
Notice Eli, the Snuggie Jedi. His Snuggie makes this young Padawan badder than Samuel L. Jackson, who may have had the original Purple Light Saber, but never dreamed of grasping it's Purple Laser Beam with his own hand. His fingers aren't sliced off by his Light Saber thanks to the protective powers of the Snuggie, the must-have for the 21st Century Jedi.
Note the Bafforr tree in the background. Eli's family is obviously an 'As Seen on TV' family. Is that an Aqua Globe I see in the base of that plant?
THIS JUST IN: Eli's mother has confirmed that an Aqua Globe is in indeed in the pot of that plant.
Also, consider this candid Snuggie Jedi shot below...
Eli is now off to slay the Three Headed Snuggie Monster.