We previously noted the Snuggie Gang Sign Phenomenon in our Snuggie Gangland Collection - the inexplicable desire to flash gang signs while wearing a Snuggie. Besides this curiousity, others react to the Snuggie by raising their arms. Once one is free from the bondage of the blanket, the arms are sure to rise. Can I get an amen?
Two popular poses are "The Moses", exhibited by Bryan (pictured above), and the "Happy Little Crop Duster" modeled by Phoenix, below.
Phoenix says, \'Vroom Vroom. I\'m the Merry Snuggie Crop Duster! Oh La La\'
Jaime is not only lowering his heating bills, he is penning his first Snuggie Movement..."Ode to Snuggie - A Concerto in B-Flat Minor".
We asked Jaime to explain his inspiration for writing "Ode to Snuggie". After he pondered this for several minutes, he finally found the words:
"The piece conveys my inner feelings about the Snuggie. I simply cannot express the joy I feel when I'm in my Snuggie. I think if I had to pick just one word to describe that special feeling I get, it would be 'Warm Fuzzy'....shoot, that's two words! Ahh! This is so hard. But what is art other than hard? Ok, you have me cornered. That word would be 'Snuggie-licious'. It resonates, you know?"
[Photo not recovered: Everything is Illuminated]Everything is Illuminated
Deejay and Janelle cozy up to a good book in their Snuggies. Their complimentary booklight make the words pop off the page. "Syphilis a synopsis" is a real page-turner even without the complimentary booklight. Not to give away the book's ending, but it doesn't end well.
[Photo not recovered: Janelle reaches the devestating last page of "Syphilis a synopsis" while Deejay trains for the Snuggie Drinking Game.]Janelle reaches the devestating last page while Deejay trains for the Snuggie Drinking Game.
When this photo came in, I thought we had our first Snuggie Flash Mob. Upon further review, these Snuggie fans are the McNeely family. They simply could not contain their joy. When there are this many Snuggies in the room, the 'warm fuzzies' grow exponentially. In a matter of moments, they all broke down the facade and let their true Snuggie selves shine through.
[Photo not recovered: A Family that Snuggies Together Stays Together. "We're on SnuggieSightings.com!"]A Family that Snuggies Together Stays Together. \We\'re on SnuggieSightings.com!
[Photo not recovered: Air Guitar Hero Samantha playing Jimi Hendrix's "Snuggie Haze"]Air Guitar Hero Samantha playing Jimi Hendrix\'s \'Snuggie Haze\'
We have our first Air Guitar Hero. Her name is Samantha, and her chops are so good, she plays Lefty Flip...just like Jimi Hendrix. It's hard to determine from her hand positions whether she is playing "Snuggie Haze" or "The Wind Cries Snuggie".
Also just like Hendrix is her propensity to set her air guitar on fire after her performances. Poof! Air guitar gone.
[Photo not recovered: Thank you! Thank you! 100% on Expert! You're not worthy. You're not worthy.]Thank you! Thank you! 100% on Expert! You\'re not worthy. You\'re not worthy.
When we last saw Bridget in her Snuggie Buffet Adventure, she wound up in the Doctor's Office, thanks to a helping of Tabouli that had turned. While she recovered, our heroine made an impulse buy, opting this time for the Green Snuggie. As soon as she was able, she wore it to a restaurant (albeit not the eatery with the tainted tabouli).
Bridget eating Ribs in her new Green Snuggie. Life is good.
Sarah and Brittany\'s First Snuggie Banjo Gig - Snuggie Deliverance
It was a festive time at the Park Ridge Cul-de-Sac as Sarah and Brittany, a.k.a. "Snuggie Deliverance", entertained the neighbors and a handful of Fed-Ex and UPS drivers delivering last minute gift packages on Christmas Eve. This girl group chose to stick with a Snuggie theme, highlighting only a handful of the cornucopa of benefits befitting the Snuggie. Their three song set included:
Song 1: "Pyromania" by Def Leppard
Song 2: "Greensleeves" (originally entitled "A New Northern Dittye of the Lady Greene Sleeves" - circa 1580) (Editor's Note: This was an especially bold choice, considering they wore Blue Snuggies).
Song 3: "It's Getting Hot in Herre" by Nelly
Sarah strummed her Banjo while Brittany provided interpretive dance. The set was such a success that several concert-goers waved their complimentary booklights overhead.
Ethel Bumbridge, who lives across the street and previously had not left her home since Reagan's first term, joined the crowd as the final notes were played. Faintly over the hushed gathering, with tears in her eyes, she exclaimed, "You can't do that in a blanket...God bless us. Everyone."
The Snuggie is one-size-fits-all. Lilly can move freely, play with her mobile and stay warm and cozy inside. Thanks, Gina for letting us share your little Baby Snuggie with the world.
This just in. Snuggie Figure Skating has been made an Olympic Sport. Alicia, pictured below, is rejoicing at the news. "I used to Figure Skate in a blanket. Disaster. Not until I found the Snuggie did I find my true calling. I would like to thank Dorothy Hamill, the Snuggie, and of course the Olympic Committee. Vancouver, here I come!"
Alicia training for the 2010 Winter Olympics. Snuggie Figure Skating 2010. Perhaps by 2014 the world can accept Snuggie Hockey. Do you believe in Miracles?
