Connie's loving daughter, Caitlin, sent in this ultra high-resolution cell phone Snuggie Zombie Sighting. Caitlin and her friends have dubbed mom the 'Snuggie Zombie'.
I'm just guessing that it will be hard to find the Snuggie Zombie section at the local Hallmark Store, come Mother's Day.
Emilio sent in this snap of his latest Goodwill Trophy.
"During my Pre-Snuggie days, which I refer to as my own personal Dark Ages, the book selection at the local Goodwill consisted of multiple copies of John Grisham, and that mostly complete Encyclopedia set that I've had my eye on for the longest time. Then, I wore the Snuggie on half-price day, on the Yellow Stickered items only, mind you. And BAM! Sally Jessy Raphael's book practically lept off the shelf into my unrestricted hands...And look, I get goosebumps just thinking about it, although I'm toasty warm in my Snuggie. Here's a Yellow sticker on the spine. Half off! Coincidence?
...and get this. The title of Sally's book - "Sally: Unconventional Success". You could say the same for what I'm wearing - "Snuggie: Unconventional Success". Coincidence? Goosebumps."
We left Emilio to his shopping, who ended up taking home that 1990 Brittanica set with only the letters 'Q' and 'L' missing. Whoa - 1990 was also the year Sally's book was published. Coincidence? Goosebumps.
NOTE TO THE YOUNG AMONG US: Sally Jessy Raphael is not a lesser-known Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. She hosted a talk show in the late 1980s and early 1990s, and the book that Emilio is holding in his Snuggie hands currently ranks as the #2,573,380 best seller on Amazon.com. Sally's still making a cultural impact.
Backwards Snuggie Sighting 1
There's something in the air in Snuggie Nation. We're starting to receive photos of Snuggie Rookies wearing their Snuggies backwards. This is of great concern because when you wear your Snuggie backwards, it loses all of its special powers and is rendered an impotent, beltless bathrobe.
And was it not just a day ago that we posted the Snuggie Injury video of the young lady going Vertigo-and-Here-We-Go; all because she wore her Snuggie backwards?
The backward Snuggie trend must be stopped. I mean, come on! Even Matt Lauer figured out how to wear the Snuggie properly!
So with that said, I am creating the first ever Snuggie PSA - Friends Don't Let Friends Wear Their Snuggies Backwards
Backward Snuggie Sighting 2
Backwards Snuggie Sighting 3
HEADLINE TRANSLATION FOR THE UNINITIATED: 'The Snuggie is Greater than Steroids' ... (you're welcome)
When Monica read about getting 10% off for Snuggie Wearers @ the gym (because the Snuggie reduces Phantom Sweat off of exercise equipment, which leads to reduced labor cost...of course), she was all in.
By day, Monica is a mild-mannered college student. But at night, when she dons the Security Blanket of the 21st Century, the Snuggie, her strength goes through the roof. It has been documented somewhere, by a realiable anonymous source, that the Snuggie is more effective than Steroids in hitting long homeruns. Seven major league teams have already changed their home uniforms to Snuggie versions. Take that, Slanket!
And of course, there are other benefits to wearing a Snuggie. When one wears the Snuggie, the rules do not apply to you. Exhibit A:
You can get away with littering in a Snuggie. Everyone is so distracted by the sheer awesomeness of the Snuggie, that you can pretty much do what you want. Speaking of doing what you want, Monica wants to do the Heisman. Do the Heisman, Monica!
The Snuggie gives you supernatural balance, as pictured above. And did we mention that it also gives you a free pass when it comes to littering?
We previously mentioned how you know you have a Snuggie problem when you save your empties. After seeing this photo of Scott from the Silverton Casino, we can only ask "who has more Snuggies than this guy?"
Imagine the Complimentary Booklights this man has! Be careful, Scott. We don't want you to get caught up in a Snuggie Avalanche. Of course, you would survive since you are wearing a Snuggie. All bets would be off if you were in a soul-crushing blanket.
Tony and Tony have been sequestered by Homeland Security after they figured out a way to mod their Snuggie Complimentary Booklights. Either that, or at least one of these Tony's has mad Photoshop Skillz (Lens Flare, anyone?).
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Tony 1
"Hey, Tony"
Tony 2
"What, Tony?"
Tony 1
"Let's Arc-Weld a Big Pipe extruding out of our wall with our hacked Complimentary Booklights."
Tony 2
"Good plan, Tony. Let's block a doorway with said pipe."
Tony 1
"Agreed. Said pipe will compliment our fridge magnet collection."
Tony 1 and Tony 2
"Snuggie Complimentary Booklights...ENGAGE!"
Apparently the Snuggie does not come with a User's Guide. We have a young lady trying on the Snuggie, and she puts it on backwards. She obviously thought this was just a bathrobe...you know, a backwards Snuggie (bathrobes are getting that rap nowadays). So she puts the Snuggie on backwards and no one stops her. You have to watch the video to find out if the Snuggie is safe to be worn backwards, but only her dogs tried to warn her against it.
Greetings to our BuzzFeed visitors, and welcome back to the regulars. We are currently on the front page of BuzzFeed - so why not provide a quick list of Best Of Snuggie Sightings for our first month?
1. OSHA Hearts the Snuggie in the Workplace
2. Snuggie Scuba World Record Cut Short by PETA
3. Futon Rendered Comfortable by Snuggie
4. Snuggie as Invincibility Cloak
6. Fox and Friends Fair and Balanced in Snuggies
7. Snuggie Restless Arm Syndrome @ Epidemic Proportions
Lagniappe - Check out our groovy Month 1 Thank You Video
[This YouTube video has since been removed by its owner.]
The Snuggie Restless Arm Syndrome (i.e. the inability of Snuggie Wearers to keep their arms by their sides) is sweeping through the country. Pictured below is our first 'Little Person' Snuggie Sighting. We present to you, Tara.
We remind our faithful readers that the Snuggie is one-size-fits-all.