Tony and Tony have been sequestered by Homeland Security after they figured out a way to mod their Snuggie Complimentary Booklights. Either that, or at least one of these Tony's has mad Photoshop Skillz (Lens Flare, anyone?).
The two Tony\'s send Light Signals to the International Space Station with their Complimentary Booklights. E.T. phoned home and he wants a Snuggie!
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Tony 1
"Hey, Tony"
Tony 2
"What, Tony?"
Tony 1
"Let's Arc-Weld a Big Pipe extruding out of our wall with our hacked Complimentary Booklights."
Tony 2
"Good plan, Tony. Let's block a doorway with said pipe."
Tony 1
"Agreed. Said pipe will compliment our fridge magnet collection."
Tony 1 and Tony 2
"Snuggie Complimentary Booklights...ENGAGE!"
Posted February 8, 2009 at 8:41 pm in News, Photos
Pictured here is Jane DeNoble, the actress from the Snuggie commercial. We recently posted Meet the Snuggie Lady...Jane DeNoble, which you'll want to be sure to check out.
[Photo not recovered: Jane DeNoble, a.k.a. 'The Snuggy Lady', a.k.a. 'The Snuggy Diva', etc. giving a Snuggie to her friend, Tonya.]Jane DeNoble, a.k.a. 'The Snuggy Lady', a.k.a. 'The Snuggy Diva', etc. giving a Snuggie to her friend Tonya.
Here is Jane with her friend Tonya, who is holding the booklight while luxuriating in the Snuggie (the ultimate Christmas gift for the woman who has everything). Notice how those other boring presents at their feet go totally ignored. Take that, Rival Crockpot!
[Photo not recovered: The Photo that Started it All]Whether the paper is threaded over the roll, or under, the Snuggie comes through every time.
We last left Jamie in the bathroom. She has long since finished the paperwork, and you cannot 'wipe' the smile off her face. The Snuggie fame she has had from being the first Snuggie Toilet Jockey has been thunderous.
[Photo not recovered: Ding! I've got mail....FAN mail...and groovy neon highlighter pens in a coffee cup.]Ding! I\'ve got mail....FAN mail....and groovy neon highlighter pens in a coffee cup.
Jamie's cat and dog (pictured hovering over her left shoulder) get along swimmingly whenever she wears her Snuggie. And if her fan mail onslaught continues, she will have to upgrade from her AOL dial-up account to handle the load. "I'm just so glad to be done with that old Afghan".
[Photo not recovered: Jamie takes a break from the fan mail with Lacey...What is up with that dog? Do his eyes illuminate in unison with the Complimentary Booklight?]Jamie takes a break from the fan mail with Lacey and the Complimentary Booklight.
What is up with Roxy the Shazam-Eyed dog? Do his eyes illuminate in unison with the Complimentary Booklight?
[Photo not recovered: Wearing a Snuggie Gives You Jazz Hands.]Wearing a Snuggie Gives You Jazz Hands.
Fox and Friends recently ran a piece on the Snuggie. Here is a link to their Snuggy Parody. Below are screen captures from their parody, with some creative liberties with the captions.
[Photo not recovered: Brrr...Where's my Snuggie?]Brrr...Where\'s my Snuggie?[Photo not recovered: Every desk needs the Complimentary Booklight.]Every desk needs the Complimentary Booklight.[Photo not recovered: The Snuggie Makes Me Waaaaayyyy Hotter.]The Snuggie Makes Me Waaaaayyyy Hotter.[Photo not recovered: How about you, Steve Doocy, best selling author of "Tales from the Dad Side"? Do you feel hotter in your Snuggie?]How about you, Steve Doocy, best selling author of \'Tales from the Dad Side\'? Do you feel hotter in your Snuggie?[Photo not recovered: That's odd. The Snuggie is making me less hot. I see a sequel to my book..."Tales from the Snuggie Side"]So much so, I see a sequel to my book...\'Tales from the Snuggie Side\'[Photo not recovered: You Can't Do This in a Blanket]You Can\'t Do This in a Blanket[Photo not recovered: I Wonder if I Will Make it on SnuggieSightings.com ?]I Wonder if I Will Make it on SnuggieSightings.com ?[Photo not recovered: That would be .... awwwwsome !]That would be .... awwwwsome ![Photo not recovered: I am going to send a text message to my BFF's. I'm wearing a Snuggie!]I am going to send a text message to my BFF\'s. I\'m wearing a Snuggie![Photo not recovered: The complimentary booklight is still there, lighting the way]The complimentary booklight is still there, lighting the way[Photo not recovered: Before Snuggie]Before Snuggie[Photo not recovered: After Snuggie. Which looks more fun to you?]After Snuggie. Which looks more fun to you?
The complimentary booklight can light a 400 square foot room. Bottled water not included
Doh! There's a deep recession going on, with no end in sight. But there is a light gleaming as a bastion of hope at the end of the tunnel. Said light which gleams is the Snuggie Complimentary Booklight.
The Complimentary Booklight is perfect for Spelunking
The Snuggie commercial so eloquently reminds us that wearing the Snuggie helps lower your heating bills. What goes unmentioned is that you can lower your electric bill by illuminating your home with the Complimentary Booklight. Travis has found that he can light a 400 square foot room with a single booklight. Travis is a textbook example of the 21st Century Snuggie Survivalist. He has everything he needs: Snuggie, Water, Shelter, and Booklight.
[Photo not recovered: Everything is Illuminated]Everything is Illuminated
Deejay and Janelle cozy up to a good book in their Snuggies. Their complimentary booklight make the words pop off the page. "Syphilis a synopsis" is a real page-turner even without the complimentary booklight. Not to give away the book's ending, but it doesn't end well.
[Photo not recovered: Janelle reaches the devestating last page of "Syphilis a synopsis" while Deejay trains for the Snuggie Drinking Game.]Janelle reaches the devestating last page while Deejay trains for the Snuggie Drinking Game.
Sarah and Brittany\'s First Snuggie Banjo Gig - Snuggie Deliverance
It was a festive time at the Park Ridge Cul-de-Sac as Sarah and Brittany, a.k.a. "Snuggie Deliverance", entertained the neighbors and a handful of Fed-Ex and UPS drivers delivering last minute gift packages on Christmas Eve. This girl group chose to stick with a Snuggie theme, highlighting only a handful of the cornucopa of benefits befitting the Snuggie. Their three song set included:
Song 1: "Pyromania" by Def Leppard
Song 2: "Greensleeves" (originally entitled "A New Northern Dittye of the Lady Greene Sleeves" - circa 1580) (Editor's Note: This was an especially bold choice, considering they wore Blue Snuggies).
Song 3: "It's Getting Hot in Herre" by Nelly
Sarah strummed her Banjo while Brittany provided interpretive dance. The set was such a success that several concert-goers waved their complimentary booklights overhead.
Ethel Bumbridge, who lives across the street and previously had not left her home since Reagan's first term, joined the crowd as the final notes were played. Faintly over the hushed gathering, with tears in her eyes, she exclaimed, "You can't do that in a blanket...God bless us. Everyone."
[Photo not recovered: We wish you a Snuggie Christmas.]We wish you a Snuggie Christmas.
Someone had a Very Merry Christmas...and her name is Nicole. She's got her Snuggie, her Snuggie friends, and their nails match their Snuggies. Don't think we wouldn't notice the extra effort. It was also brilliant to not use Red Eye reduction so that even your eyes would match 2 out of 3 of the Snuggies in this picture.
So Nicole, is the small box in your hand the complimentary booklight?
