Snuggie Sightings
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London Snuggie Sightings

You may remember Monica and Rosie from their Snuggie Adventures at the Gym.

They recently went on a trip to London, and of course they packed their Snuggie.

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If you are going to be travelling, or live near recognizable landmarks, pack your Snuggie and take pictures and video of your Snuggie-selves doing a Snuggie Dance and send them in.

Snuggie Math: The Snuggie > Steroids

HEADLINE TRANSLATION FOR THE UNINITIATED: 'The Snuggie is Greater than Steroids' ... (you're welcome)

When Monica read about getting 10% off for Snuggie Wearers @ the gym (because the Snuggie reduces Phantom Sweat off of exercise equipment, which leads to reduced labor cost...of course), she was all in.

Monica lifting the maximum in her Snuggie. If she were wearing a blanket, the back of it would rip in two, from the magnitude of her Snuggie lifting power.
Monica lifting the maximum in her Snuggie. If she were wearing a blanket, the back of it would rip in two, from the magnitude of her Snuggie lifting power.

By day, Monica is a mild-mannered college student. But at night, when she dons the Security Blanket of the 21st Century, the Snuggie, her strength goes through the roof. It has been documented somewhere, by a realiable anonymous source, that the Snuggie is more effective than Steroids in hitting long homeruns. Seven major league teams have already changed their home uniforms to Snuggie versions. Take that, Slanket!

And of course, there are other benefits to wearing a Snuggie. When one wears the Snuggie, the rules do not apply to you. Exhibit A:

Monica can litter in her Snuggie.
Monica can litter in her Snuggie.

You can get away with littering in a Snuggie. Everyone is so distracted by the sheer awesomeness of the Snuggie, that you can pretty much do what you want. Speaking of doing what you want, Monica wants to do the Heisman. Do the Heisman, Monica!

To all the Snuggie-Haters, talk to my Snuggie Heisman Hand
To all the Snuggie-Haters, talk to my Snuggie Heisman Hand

The Snuggie gives you supernatural balance, as pictured above. And did we mention that it also gives you a free pass when it comes to littering?

Tada. I'm afflicted with the Snuggie Restless Arm Syndrome and I'm a Happy Little Litter Bug.
Tada. I\'m afflicted with the Snuggie Restless Arm Syndrome and I\'m a Happy Little Litter Bug.