Tagged: ShamWow

Rachel wears her Snuggie in the kitchen and dares the bacon grease to penetrate the protective shield of fleece. It doesn't stand a chance. This peace of mind gives Rachel extra time to think about her next groovy mug acquisition, or perhaps buying that third coffee maker that her kitchen is crying out for.

Wait a minute. What is that yellow thing hanging on the cabinet handle behind you, Rach? Is that a ShamWow waiting to spring into action? I think I just had a False-Positive ShamWow Sighting.

Rachel is also the inventor of a sequel to the 'Paper, Rock, Scissors' game. It's called 'Spoon, Fork, Knife'. A kitchen utensil is placed in a running garbage disposal and the contestants have to guess which implement is getting grinded.

Hours of kitchen enjoyment, and fun for all ages.

From the Bill Maher Show

File this under off-topic, but Vince, the ShamWow guy has me at Slap Chop.

[A Snuggie commercial played here. Its old Flash player no longer runs in browsers.]

Likely the best 3 minutes of Infomercial Madness, rivaling the Snuggie commercial.

Mike W. wrote in to share about his recent Milk Run Forgetfulness. The assignment was easy: take the 3 boys and run to the corner store and grab a gallon of Whole Milk. All was going well until Mike and the boys happened upon the 'As Seen on TV' section. Pictured in this Polaroid is the cause of his Memento Moment.

The forgetful dad may not have made it home with the milk, but his boys are glad to report that Mom is warm and cozy in her Snuggie, is able to clean spills with her ShamWow, and her AquaGlobes make for stylish earrings, suitable for a Dinner Party or a Night Out on the Town.

Kristina returns in her Snuggie, this time at the local car wash. She's buffing her car with a ShamWow. Now that is "As Seen on TV" class.

We last visited our Snuggie friends from the Silverton Casino aquarium with the 'Snuggie Scuba World Record Cut Short by PETA' entry. Jerry has now made way for the Snuggie Mermaids of Silverton.

The Snuggie Mermaids broke into song:

'Look at this Snuggie, isn't it neat?
Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm the girl
The girl who has everything?

Flippin' your fins, you don't get too far
Legs are required for jumpin', dancin'
Strollin' along down the
What's that word again? ShamWow
Up where they walk
Up where they run
Up where they stay all day in the sun
Wanderin' free, wish I could be
Part of that Snuggie world.'

Notice Eli, the Snuggie Jedi. His Snuggie makes this young Padawan badder than Samuel L. Jackson, who may have had the original Purple Light Saber, but never dreamed of grasping it's Purple Laser Beam with his own hand. His fingers aren't sliced off by his Light Saber thanks to the protective powers of the Snuggie, the must-have for the 21st Century Jedi.

Note the Bafforr tree in the background. Eli's family is obviously an 'As Seen on TV' family. Is that an Aqua Globe I see in the base of that plant?

THIS JUST IN: Eli's mother has confirmed that an Aqua Globe is in indeed in the pot of that plant.

Also, consider this candid Snuggie Jedi shot below...

Eli is now off to slay the Three Headed Snuggie Monster.

We were the first website to report the nationwide craze known as the Snuggie Drinking Game. It has since been reported in the USA Today (along with a mention of this website).

We now present to you the natural extension to the Snuggie Drinking Game: Snuggie Beer Pong. At the time of this writing, the rules of this game are not clear. One thing we do know is that the referee uses a ShamWow instead of a Yellow Penalty Flag. The ShamWow also comes in handy for the inevitable spills.

If you know the rules to this game, please enter them into the comments.