Here we have Michelle and Jen preparing to jump out of a perfectly good airplane, trusting that the Snuggie will be adequate as a parachute. Given this photo, they may be on to something.
[Photo not recovered: Jen tests her Snuggie-Chute while Michelle starts having second thoughts.]Jen tests her Snuggie-Chute while Michelle starts having second thoughts.
Fortunately, Ange stopped them from making the jump. While the Snuggie is awesome in every way, there are a few things it can't do. The Snuggie can't be used as a parachute. It can't protect you from rabid dogs (although a few mailmen cling to this belief, wearing their Snuggie on their routes despite the Summer heat). And you simply cannot frown while wearing a Snuggie.
[Photo not recovered: Parachutes can slip and slide, but when you jump from an airplane, it will keep your intestines inside. Michelle, Ange and Jen opted to wearing the Snuggie for what it was originally intended for - Good Times.]Parachutes can slip and slide, but when you jump from an airplane, it will keep your intestines inside. Michelle, Ange and Jen opted to wearing the Snuggie for what it was originally intended for - Good Times.