Snuggie Coroner Rules Death by Blanket
Blankets can slip and slide, but when you tuck yourself into those tight hotel blankets, dude... you could totally die! Here is Snuggie Coroner, Megan. You can see the little piggies of the deceased to her right. And Megan appreciates the protective powers of the Snuggie, shielding her from biohazards (if you look closely you'll see a few spots on the camera, but Megan is Flawless in Fleece).
They've also found that the Snuggie is more effective on those pesky bio-hazard stains than Mighty Blast and more absorbent than the ShamWow.