Snuggie as Invincibility Cloak
Wild animals are instantly tamed by the sheer awesomeness of the Snuggie. Blake has no worries that Petri will remove her ribcage, which enables her to chat with friends on her cool cordless phone. I see a TV Show in Blake's future..."The Snuggie Lion Whisperer".
"SSSSHHHHH (insert shushing tone of Cesar Milan here) Mommy's on the phone, Petri....No, I am the Pack Leader."