Eli stands confidently underneath the shadow of a Bafforr Tree (which has obviously been Aqua-Globed).
Notice Eli, the Snuggie Jedi. His Snuggie makes this young Padawan badder than Samuel L. Jackson, who may have had the original Purple Light Saber, but never dreamed of grasping it's Purple Laser Beam with his own hand. His fingers aren't sliced off by his Light Saber thanks to the protective powers of the Snuggie, the must-have for the 21st Century Jedi.
Note the Bafforr tree in the background. Eli's family is obviously an 'As Seen on TV' family. Is that an Aqua Globe I see in the base of that plant?
THIS JUST IN: Eli's mother has confirmed that an Aqua Globe is in indeed in the pot of that plant.
Also, consider this candid Snuggie Jedi shot below...
Snuggie Jedi Slays Restrictive Blanket
Eli is now off to slay the Three Headed Snuggie Monster.
V is for Snuggie Victory - Charisse and Laura as the 3 Headed Snuggie Monster
[Photo not recovered: Travis channel surfing in search of the ever elusive Snuggie commercial.]Travis channel surfing in search of the ever elusive Snuggie commercial.
Travis writes in to report an amazing finding when it comes to the Snuggie. "When I wear it, my futon is instantly more comfortable. I don't even need to use a pillow."
[Photo not recovered: Can't. Hold. It. Much. Longer.]Can\'t. Hold. It. Much. Longer.
Brook's Snuggie Wizardess powers are in high demand for Interior Design Shows on HGTV as well as hoisting boat anchors out of docks in shipyards. Such versatility is truly magic.
[Photo not recovered: No fish were harmed in the taking of this photo (except for that one puffer fish that got too close to the open back-end of the Snuggie - Jerry shortsightedly consumed the Beans and Sauerkraut Sandwich from the Buffett just prior to going in the tank. You are in a better place, Delilah.)]No fish were harmed in the taking of this photo (except for that one puffer fish that got too close to the open back-end of the Snuggie - Jerry shortsightedly consumed the Beans and Sauerkraut Sandwich from the Buffet just prior to going in the tank. You are in a better place, Delilah.)
When we left Jerry, he was hanging with Nemo in the 117,000 gallon aquarium at the Silverton Casino in Las Vegas. Not content to break one world record for being the first underwater scuba Snuggie Sighting, he decided to go all Cal Ripken on us and set another one way out of reach.
Jerry stayed underwater for over 5 hours in his Snuggie. Upon exiting the tank he was greeted by a PETA protestor attempting to throw paint on his Snuggie, mistaking its luxuriousness for fur. The paint was deflected by the sheer awesomeness of the Snuggie. (This is an undocumented feature of the Snuggie - see Snuggie as Invincibility Cloak).
We first noted the Snuggie Restless Arm Syndrome in our Raise the Roof in Your Snuggie entry. This was followed up by the Snuggie Sighting at New Mexico Church of Scientology post. Michael has now sent a photo of a full-on Snuggie Restless Arm Syndrome attack. This was snapped in the parking lot outside the same Church of Scientology in New Mexico.
The Snuggie Gives You Super-Human Strength. Michael carries a tree like it ain\'t no thang.
In other news, Michael has officially ended the debate on whether the Snuggie opens in the back or not.
"We're called the TODAY Show. How can we be so late on this? Matt, I don't care if you said you wouldn't be caught dead in a Snuggie, you're doing the Snuggie."
Matt finally relented once cast and crew agreed to put on their Snuggies.
[Photo not recovered: It's Take Your Snuggie to Work Day at the Today Show]It\'s \'Take Your Snuggie to Work Day\' at the Today Show
Every culture has their own specific rituals and traditions with which they initiate young boys into manhood. Meet the right of passage for the American Male 2009. Snuggie-Mitzvah
[Photo not recovered: Jonathan signing 'I Love You' to SnuggieSightings.com while reading his birthday card with the Snuggie Complimentary Booklight.]Jonathan signing \'I Love You\' to SnuggieSightings.com while reading his birthday card with the Snuggie Complimentary Booklight.
Happy Birthday, Jonathan. His sister Jen wrote in saying that he just got his Snuggie today. It's still got that new car smell. So this is our first same-day Snuggie Sighting to be posted. I'm sure we all here can agree that a Snuggie beats an X-Box or Wii hands down (under a blanket).
Grinding Metal in a Snuggie. OSHA hearts the Snuggie in the Workplace
Jay wrote to us about his job. This is not a blue collar job, but a blue Snuggie job. Jay says, "As soon as our snuggies arrived we put them on and immediately noticed a reduction in the electric bill!"
[Photo not recovered: Snuggie Sighting in Warehouse - Hardhat not included]Snuggie Sighting in Warehouse - Hardhat not included
"Now moving pallets, grinding metal, and holding babies in our warehouse are so much easier! I was even able to answer the phone!"
[Photo not recovered: You cannot operate a pallet jack in a blanket]You cannot operate a pallet jack in a blanket[Photo not recovered: The Load is Always Lighter When I Wear My Snuggie]The Load is Always Lighter When I Wear My Snuggie