Connie's loving daughter, Caitlin, sent in this ultra high-resolution cell phone Snuggie Zombie Sighting. Caitlin and her friends have dubbed mom the 'Snuggie Zombie'.
I'm just guessing that it will be hard to find the Snuggie Zombie section at the local Hallmark Store, come Mother's Day.
Tony and Tony have been sequestered by Homeland Security after they figured out a way to mod their Snuggie Complimentary Booklights. Either that, or at least one of these Tony's has mad Photoshop Skillz (Lens Flare, anyone?).
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Tony 1
"Hey, Tony"
Tony 2
"What, Tony?"
Tony 1
"Let's Arc-Weld a Big Pipe extruding out of our wall with our hacked Complimentary Booklights."
Tony 2
"Good plan, Tony. Let's block a doorway with said pipe."
Tony 1
"Agreed. Said pipe will compliment our fridge magnet collection."
Tony 1 and Tony 2
"Snuggie Complimentary Booklights...ENGAGE!"
The Snuggie Restless Arm Syndrome (i.e. the inability of Snuggie Wearers to keep their arms by their sides) is sweeping through the country. Pictured below is our first 'Little Person' Snuggie Sighting. We present to you, Tara.
We remind our faithful readers that the Snuggie is one-size-fits-all.
You last saw the Snuggie Pub Crawl guys here. The guys are back, complimentary booklights still firmly attached.
Here's the previous Snuggie Pub Crawl photo, with one extra member.
We haven't had a great Snuggie Self Portrait since Alex!!!. Where Alex snapped his pic with his cell phone aimed at his reflection in his bathroom mirror (while wearing a stocking cap in addition to his Snuggie...think about that for a moment)...I digress. But today, we have Paul.
Paul is an inspiration to Snuggie photographers everywhere. Notice the clicky clicky in his hand. He framed this photo, and likely broke out the tripod to get this snap. Such devotion to Snuggie Sightings. We appreciate the hard work. Not only is he using a tripod, he also has his girlfriend on the very left, and his girlfriend's 2 daughters (the ones with the really, really, really big smiles - they obviously love their Snuggies) in the middle. Paul mentioned that the daughters drove 3 hours to be there for the Snuggie Photo Shoot. I'm glad the girls made it with their Snuggies. Imagine the tragedy if they had gotten there only to realize they left their Snuggies at home.
...and then there's this from King5 in Seattle. Attack of the Snuggies
SEATTLE - Through almost seven decades of marriage, 90-year-old Marcia Burns and her 94-year-old husband Bernie have seen about everything, until they laid their eyes on the Snuggie.
As if this couple weren't cozy enough, the 94 year old man just happens to have the name Bernie Burns. You can't make this stuff up, people! And you cannot make it on the local news in a blanket.
Read the rest of this story here.
After three years of sending ALL CAPS EMAILS, the Snuggie King discovers his CAPS LOCK key and the meaning of the word 'toggle'. Morale is high and the Oatmeal is flowing out of the corner office once again. All Hail, King Snuggie.
Snuggie Guitar Hero, not to be confused with Snuggie Air Guitar Hero, is the new craze sweeping the nation. Exhibit A: Dale
We caught up with Dale just after he completed his six song set. He tossed his axe to a roadie (it actually bounced off the couch, but in Dale's imagination his roady restrung the Les Paul with stickers, and all was right with the world). He swilled down an energy drink (named 'Dale' in his imagination). He wouldn't say, but the twinkle in his eye told us one thing - "Snuggie Encore".
Pulling a guitar pick out of his earthy Longaberger Basket, Dale produced a felt tipped pen out of a Snuggie Sleeve and proceeded to autograph it and throw it into the first row of the family den. Straight up - Dale would not be able to sign that pick in a blanket.
Dale quickly started nuking a bag of Orville Redenbacher's and then kicked in the encore, hoping to finish in the three and a half minutes that Orville requires. I waved my complimentary booklight in the air, which was a fortunate choice as the microwave blew a breaker halfway through 'Crazy Train'. Being the consummate Snuggie Guitar Hero, Dale shadow played the remainder of the song from memory as I sang and hummed along in falsetto..."We're going off the rails of the Snuggie Train".
You cannot contain the Snuggie Restless Arm Syndrome, you can only hope to contain it. The Snuggie Restless Arm Syndrome has been noted previously here, here, and here.
Pictured above is Michael as he is released from the hospital. He suffered from Snuggie Restless Arm Syndrome - the inexplicable urge to raise your hands when wearing a Snuggie. His syndrome has gone into remission, thanks to a steady diet of Star Trek Voyager episodes and stuffed animals. Of course, if you really want to keep your hands down, you could lay underneath those notoriously restrictive blankets.