Jay wrote to us about his job. This is not a blue collar job, but a blue Snuggie job. Jay says, "As soon as our snuggies arrived we put them on and immediately noticed a reduction in the electric bill!"
"Now moving pallets, grinding metal, and holding babies in our warehouse are so much easier! I was even able to answer the phone!"
You cannot play Dance Dance Revolution in a blanket. Snuggie Snuggie Revolution.
Doh! There's a deep recession going on, with no end in sight. But there is a light gleaming as a bastion of hope at the end of the tunnel. Said light which gleams is the Snuggie Complimentary Booklight.
The Snuggie commercial so eloquently reminds us that wearing the Snuggie helps lower your heating bills. What goes unmentioned is that you can lower your electric bill by illuminating your home with the Complimentary Booklight. Travis has found that he can light a 400 square foot room with a single booklight. Travis is a textbook example of the 21st Century Snuggie Survivalist. He has everything he needs: Snuggie, Water, Shelter, and Booklight.
Click Here to View the Raise the Roof Snuggie Commercial - It features the New Snuggie Colors - Pink and Forrest Green
We previously noted the Snuggie Gang Sign Phenomenon in our Snuggie Gangland Collection - the inexplicable desire to flash gang signs while wearing a Snuggie. Besides this curiousity, others react to the Snuggie by raising their arms. Once one is free from the bondage of the blanket, the arms are sure to rise. Can I get an amen?
Two popular poses are "The Moses", exhibited by Bryan (pictured above), and the "Happy Little Crop Duster" modeled by Phoenix, below.
Jaime is not only lowering his heating bills, he is penning his first Snuggie Movement..."Ode to Snuggie - A Concerto in B-Flat Minor".
We asked Jaime to explain his inspiration for writing "Ode to Snuggie". After he pondered this for several minutes, he finally found the words:
"The piece conveys my inner feelings about the Snuggie. I simply cannot express the joy I feel when I'm in my Snuggie. I think if I had to pick just one word to describe that special feeling I get, it would be 'Warm Fuzzy'....shoot, that's two words! Ahh! This is so hard. But what is art other than hard? Ok, you have me cornered. That word would be 'Snuggie-licious'. It resonates, you know?"
We know.
Deejay and Janelle cozy up to a good book in their Snuggies. Their complimentary booklight make the words pop off the page. "Syphilis a synopsis" is a real page-turner even without the complimentary booklight. Not to give away the book's ending, but it doesn't end well.
When this photo came in, I thought we had our first Snuggie Flash Mob. Upon further review, these Snuggie fans are the McNeely family. They simply could not contain their joy. When there are this many Snuggies in the room, the 'warm fuzzies' grow exponentially. In a matter of moments, they all broke down the facade and let their true Snuggie selves shine through.
When we last saw Bridget in her Snuggie Buffet Adventure, she wound up in the Doctor's Office, thanks to a helping of Tabouli that had turned.
While she recovered, our heroine made an impulse buy, opting this time for the Green Snuggie. As soon as she was able, she wore it to a restaurant (albeit not the eatery with the tainted tabouli).
We have Matt, someone else (send names, Matt), three-quarters of a dog (send the dog's name too, or post in the Comments) and some groovy wall sconces. Here's to the Snuggie.
"I love my Snuggie!!", sayeth Alex. I believe this is our first self-portrait cell-phone Snuggie Sighting. That's an impressive shot. Alex had to use a mirror, turn off the flash, and he nailed the shot without looking through the viewfinder...I ask you - Could this man do this in a blanket ?