Loni shows how it is done. She types 128 WPM, thanks to her Snuggie. She has also taken to other good habits since acquiring the Snuggie, such as hanging a Martha Stewart poster on her office wall, leaving her cigarettes unsmoked, and notice that she no longer has use for her glasses. It appears that the Snuggie can even improve your eyesight, enabling you to enjoy a good book, such as 'Marley & Me' (off the clock, of course).
[Photo not recovered: Don't worry, Loni. We won't zoom in to reveal the Regional Office phone numbers that you have posted on your wall.]Don\'t worry, Loni. We won\'t zoom in to reveal the Regional Office phone numbers that you have posted on your wall.
This just in, we have our first Snuggie faxing. Jennifer and Nicole do the honors.
[Photo not recovered: Jennifer and Nicole doing the Snuggie Fax.]Jennifer and Nicole doing the Snuggie Fax.
The handwriting on the box between these two Snuggie Faxers caught my eye. So I thought I would zoom in to take a little looksee.
[Photo not recovered: Writing on the box zoomed in reads...'2003-2004 Paid Files. To be sent to storage.']Writing on the box zoomed in reads...\'2003-2004 Paid Files. To be sent to storage.\'
Someone might want to get on that, ...or are you standing in the Fax/Storage room?
[Photo not recovered: The Snuggie gives us more focus than the US Olympic 4x100 Relay Teams!]The Snuggie gives us more focus than the US Olympic 4x100 Relay Teams!
Ross and Drew nail the handoff in their Snuggies. A Snuggie workplace is a happy workplace.
Eli stands confidently underneath the shadow of a Bafforr Tree (which has obviously been Aqua-Globed).
Notice Eli, the Snuggie Jedi. His Snuggie makes this young Padawan badder than Samuel L. Jackson, who may have had the original Purple Light Saber, but never dreamed of grasping it's Purple Laser Beam with his own hand. His fingers aren't sliced off by his Light Saber thanks to the protective powers of the Snuggie, the must-have for the 21st Century Jedi.
Note the Bafforr tree in the background. Eli's family is obviously an 'As Seen on TV' family. Is that an Aqua Globe I see in the base of that plant?
THIS JUST IN: Eli's mother has confirmed that an Aqua Globe is in indeed in the pot of that plant.
Also, consider this candid Snuggie Jedi shot below...
Snuggie Jedi Slays Restrictive Blanket
Eli is now off to slay the Three Headed Snuggie Monster.
V is for Snuggie Victory - Charisse and Laura as the 3 Headed Snuggie Monster