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Tagged: Vortex of Ultra-Cool

Snuggie Envy Afflicts Inanimate Objects

Posted February 23, 2009 at 5:15 am in Photos

Just when you thought the Snuggie Mania was beginning to subside, this happens:

[Photo not recovered: Alicia inadvertently turns the furniture green as a full-on Snuggie-Envy blast permeates the room.]
Alicia inadvertently turns the furniture green as a full-on Snuggie-Envy blast permeates the room.

There is no cure for Snuggie Envy. All you can do to preserve your furniture is to open the windows. Your friends, however, are without cure or hope. They will eventually all be sucked into the Vortex of Ultra-Cool, which is the Snuggie.

Note: 'Proximal' means nearby, or close. You're welcome.