...and you thought the Snuggie was awesome...presenting the Smitten

Although I can no longer imagine a world without the Snuggie (I shudder just typing about it), there is always the chance that a product will come along that is a game-changer. From the invention of the wheel, to electricity, to indoor plumbing, we always stand to be surprised by ingenuity. I stand before you today, pulling my jaw off the floor. Just when I thought I had seen it all, and surely the Patent Office was due to close soon for lack of ideas, some genius has created ...

The Smitten

And with a product this complex, of course it will have an Owner's Guide...I kid you not.