Snuggie Shoplifting

There is a new crime wave, nay...Tsunami, blanketing the earth - Snuggie Shoplifting. While store owners may have cast a wary eye at a shopper 'browsing' while wearing a blanket, they are simply thunderstruck by the sight of a Snuggie in Public. The extra-spacy Snuggie sleeves enable you to tuck away larger items, such as a Plasma Cool Air Conditioner, a vending machine, or even one of those Anne Geddes fake babies you always had your eye on.

Many thanks to the Men of the Snuggie Front for this pic.