Tagged: Snuggie in Public

HEADLINE TRANSLATION FOR THE UNINITIATED: 'The Snuggie is Greater than Steroids' ... (you're welcome)

When Monica read about getting 10% off for Snuggie Wearers @ the gym (because the Snuggie reduces Phantom Sweat off of exercise equipment, which leads to reduced labor cost...of course), she was all in.

By day, Monica is a mild-mannered college student. But at night, when she dons the Security Blanket of the 21st Century, the Snuggie, her strength goes through the roof. It has been documented somewhere, by a realiable anonymous source, that the Snuggie is more effective than Steroids in hitting long homeruns. Seven major league teams have already changed their home uniforms to Snuggie versions. Take that, Slanket!

And of course, there are other benefits to wearing a Snuggie. When one wears the Snuggie, the rules do not apply to you. Exhibit A:

You can get away with littering in a Snuggie. Everyone is so distracted by the sheer awesomeness of the Snuggie, that you can pretty much do what you want. Speaking of doing what you want, Monica wants to do the Heisman. Do the Heisman, Monica!

The Snuggie gives you supernatural balance, as pictured above. And did we mention that it also gives you a free pass when it comes to littering?

You last saw the Snuggie Pub Crawl guys here. The guys are back, complimentary booklights still firmly attached.

Here's the previous Snuggie Pub Crawl photo, with one extra member.

On Saturday night, February 7, 2009, roughly 25 Xavier basketball fans made the road trip to Duquesne in their Snuggies. Here is a monogrammed Snuggie.

NOTE TO THE SNUGGIE PEOPLE (and a hint to those out there that wonder if this is an official Snuggie company website): Do Sports Licensing and Customization options for Snuggie 2.0. I am hearing this request a lot and am passing it on.

Props to Pete for sending these pics, and to the Xavier Hoops fans. If anyone else has Xavier Snuggie Sightings, please send them in to get added to the Xavier channel on this site. And next time you plan a Snuggie Mob, be sure to mix in the Complimentary Booklights. Perhaps that's why the game didn't go Xavier's way.

You've read about the Snuggie Drinking Game in USA Today. We've covered it here. Although we have yet to see a Snuggie in an episode of 'Intervention', we can now report that the Snuggie Drinking Game Rules Committee consists of Barry, Mike, Kevin, Heath, Chris, and Doc.

They've been putting in long hours at the local pubs, working overtime to get the Snuggie Drinking Game rules just right. Pictured above are the guys, waiting in anticipation for the next Snuggie commercial to air. I think they are raising a toast to all the imitators out there - but here we have the original Snuggie Pub Crawl.

After three years of sending ALL CAPS EMAILS, the Snuggie King discovers his CAPS LOCK key and the meaning of the word 'toggle'. Morale is high and the Oatmeal is flowing out of the corner office once again. All Hail, King Snuggie.

Kristina returns in her Snuggie, this time at the local car wash. She's buffing her car with a ShamWow. Now that is "As Seen on TV" class.

Snuggie Sightings star Kristina wears her Snuggie to the movies.

Ross and Drew nail the handoff in their Snuggies. A Snuggie workplace is a happy workplace.

Friday afternoon we posted this entry - Jackie from 100.3 The Peak in a Snuggie...at a Soccer Game. I don't pretend to be a Snuggie Psychic, but I imagine that Jackie, Tony and Donnie will discuss this on their show.

Attention Tony and Donnie: Please point out that if Jackie wishes to stay warm at her son's soccer games, she should wear sensible shoes. Perhaps something other than Flip-Flops would have kept her warm enough to have avoided landing on SnuggieSightings.com.

You can check out the 'Jackie, Tony and Donnie’ morning show on 100.3 The Peak - Albuquerque, New Mexico.

Bridget returns for more Snuggie fun, this time taking a Snuggie friend to the Pizza buffet.

After their meal, they hit the arcade, having some good, clean Snuggie fun. Snuggie Skeet Shooting anyone?