Introducing the new Nickelodeon Snuggie. Available later this Fall, the blanket that has sleeves will add the Dora The Explorer Snuggie and the Sponge Bob Squarepants Snuggie to their lineup.

I will update this post with more details as they become available. Stay tuned!

I haven’t cracked up at a Blanket infomercial since the Snuggie hit the airwaves in late 2008. The Better Marriage Blanket, aka the Fart Blanket, is only missing one thing…sleeves!

The Better Marriage Blanket
How long until Snuggie does their own version with sleeves, complete with the charcoal liner so you can fill your Snuggie with noxious emissions while on a Pub Crawl? And of course, this would be the perfect update to the Snuggie for Dogs, because dog toots are the absolute worst.

Cavs Snuggie – NBA Snuggie
Yahoo Sports reports that the Cleveland Caveliers’ March 5th game against the Detroit Pistons will feature everyone in the stands wearing limited edition Custom Cleveland Cavaliers Snuggies before the game’s tip-off.

Cavaliers Snuggie Sighting

Duplicate the above image roughly 20,000 times (while removing the groovy leather couch) and I have to say this is going to be visually hilarious. This will be one time that LeBron won’t be able to outshine those in the crowd.

It is now obvious that the Cavs are pulling out all the stops in trying to keep LeBron beyond this season. Who would want to play in New York when you can play in Cleveland in front of 20,000 people in Snuggies?

While NYC may be the city that never sleeps, this Snuggie record attempt will make Cleveland the city that never shivers.

I’m predicting it now – Snuggie Karma will lead to the Cavs winning the NBA title this year. The turning point – March 5, 2010 – at the 20,562 seat Quicken Loans Arena turning into a sea of Snuggies. (I think I couldn’t keep a straight face trying to shoot free-throws, with that much fleece distracting me.)