Lightsaber Rendered Impotent by Snuggie

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Eli stands confidently underneath the shadow of a Bafforr Tree (which has obviously been Aqua-Globed).

Eli stands confidently underneath the shadow of a Bafforr Tree (which has obviously been Aqua-Globed).


Notice Eli, the Snuggie Jedi. His Snuggie makes this young Padawan badder than Samuel L. Jackson, who may have had the original Purple Light Saber, but never dreamed of grasping it’s Purple Laser Beam with his own hand. His fingers aren’t sliced off by his Light Saber thanks to the protective powers of the Snuggie, the must-have for the 21st Century Jedi.

Note the Bafforr tree in the background. Eli’s family is obviously an ‘As Seen on TV’ family. Is that an Aqua Globe I see in the base of that plant?

THIS JUST IN: Eli’s mother has confirmed that an Aqua Globe is in indeed in the pot of that plant.

Also, consider this candid Snuggie Jedi shot below…

Snuggie Jedi Slays Restrictive Blanket

Snuggie Jedi Slays Restrictive Blanket

Eli is now off to slay the Three Headed Snuggie Monster.

V is for Snuggie Victory - Charisse and Laura as the 3 Headed Snuggie Monster

V is for Snuggie Victory - Charisse and Laura as the 3 Headed Snuggie Monster

Written by Snuggie

February 8th, 2009 at 1:30 am

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  1. this photo is amazing
    it makes me want to buy like 439 suggies

    Cat

    11 Feb 09 at 9:22 pm

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