Archive for the ‘As Seen on TV’ tag
Father Reflects on Where the Milk Run Went Wrong
Mike W. wrote in to share about his recent Milk Run Forgetfulness. The assignment was easy: take the 3 boys and run to the corner store and grab a gallon of Whole Milk. All was going well until Mike and the boys happened upon the ‘As Seen on TV’ section. Pictured in this Polaroid is the cause of his Memento Moment.
'Whoa! The gang is all here. Must. Resist. Don't. See. Snuggie. Think. I. Can...uh-oh. Is that a Snuggie display over there? I'm in trouble.'
Remember when kids used to beg for candy at stores? Those days are officially over.
The forgetful dad may not have made it home with the milk, but his boys are glad to report that Mom is warm and cozy in her Snuggie, is able to clean spills with her ShamWow, and her AquaGlobes make for stylish earrings, suitable for a Dinner Party or a Night Out on the Town.
Lightsaber Rendered Impotent by Snuggie
Eli stands confidently underneath the shadow of a Bafforr Tree (which has obviously been Aqua-Globed).
Notice Eli, the Snuggie Jedi. His Snuggie makes this young Padawan badder than Samuel L. Jackson, who may have had the original Purple Light Saber, but never dreamed of grasping it’s Purple Laser Beam with his own hand. His fingers aren’t sliced off by his Light Saber thanks to the protective powers of the Snuggie, the must-have for the 21st Century Jedi.
Note the Bafforr tree in the background. Eli’s family is obviously an ‘As Seen on TV’ family. Is that an Aqua Globe I see in the base of that plant?
THIS JUST IN: Eli’s mother has confirmed that an Aqua Globe is in indeed in the pot of that plant.
Also, consider this candid Snuggie Jedi shot below…
Snuggie Jedi Slays Restrictive Blanket
Eli is now off to slay the Three Headed Snuggie Monster.
V is for Snuggie Victory - Charisse and Laura as the 3 Headed Snuggie Monster