I haven’t cracked up at a Blanket infomercial since the Snuggie hit the airwaves in late 2008. The Better Marriage Blanket, aka the Fart Blanket, is only missing one thing…sleeves!

The Better Marriage Blanket
How long until Snuggie does their own version with sleeves, complete with the charcoal liner so you can fill your Snuggie with noxious emissions while on a Pub Crawl? And of course, this would be the perfect update to the Snuggie for Dogs, because dog toots are the absolute worst.