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Snuggie Scuba World Record Cut Short by PETA
No fish were harmed in the taking of this photo (except for that one puffer fish that got too close to the open back-end of the Snuggie - Jerry shortsightedly consumed the Beans and Sauerkraut Sandwich from the Buffet just prior to going in the tank. You are in a better place, Delilah.)
When we left Jerry, he was hanging with Nemo in the 117,000 gallon aquarium at the Silverton Casino in Las Vegas. Not content to break one world record for being the first underwater scuba Snuggie Sighting, he decided to go all Cal Ripken on us and set another one way out of reach.
Jerry stayed underwater for over 5 hours in his Snuggie. Upon exiting the tank he was greeted by a PETA protestor attempting to throw paint on his Snuggie, mistaking its luxuriousness for fur. The paint was deflected by the sheer awesomeness of the Snuggie. (This is an undocumented feature of the Snuggie – see Snuggie as Invincibility Cloak).
World’s First Underwater Snuggie Sighting?
The Snuggie Repels Hungry Piranahs - Jerry mans up in his Underwater Snuggie
You wanna keep warm when you’re feeling chilled,
But you don’t want to raise your heating bill.
Blankets are “ok”, but they can slip and slide,
and when you need to reach for something (such as your underwater harpoon),
your hands are trapped inside.
Now, there’s the Scuba Snuggie – the Underwater Blanket with Sleeves.
Not only is the Snuggie perfect for those “Drafty Dorm Rooms”, but those 117,000 gallon aquariums that contain over 4,000 tropical fish – such as the Silverton Casino Aquarium in Las Vegas, Nevada. Thanks, Scott, for sending us your Scuba Snuggie pic! And for the record, the diver’s name is Jerry. Perhaps Jerry should contact the Guiness Book of World Records as the first Underwater Snuggie Scuba Diver. I hear a rumor that there are mermaids in that tank.