I monitor all things Snuggie via Google alerts and suddenly everyone is writing about a Couples Snuggie. Not to be confused with the Siamese Slanket. I am trying to get info on where this Double Snuggie is available.

Our first Public Service Announcement was such a success, we felt it was time for another.

WARNING: Do not try this at home.

Mark risking his life wearing two Snuggies.

There is a reason that the Snuggie opens in the back. Snuggies are so warm and cozy, if they were to close up the back, personages would be at risk of spontaneous combustion. In the above photo, Mark was literally playing with fire. What little body heat managed to escape the two Snuggies was trapped in his beard and the bill of his sweet lid.

So what have we learned today, kids? That there is one thing that you cannot do in a Snuggie. That one thing is called the Double Snuggie.

We are happy to report that Mark is doing well in rehab and the flash burns are healing nicely. He wishes to thank everyone for the cards, flowers, well wishes and that memorial fund, that although premature, has proved handy in paying off those pesky medical bills. Mark is the reason that the 2010 Physician’s Desk Reference will have a new entry: Double Snuggie Heat Exhaustion.