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Snuggie as Full Body Apron Keeps Pesky Bacon Grease at Bay

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Rachel wears her Snuggie in the kitchen and dares the bacon grease to penetrate the protective shield of fleece. It doesn’t stand a chance. This peace of mind gives Rachel extra time to think about her next groovy mug acquisition, or perhaps buying that third coffee maker that her kitchen is crying out for.

Wait a minute. What is that yellow thing hanging on the cabinet handle behind you, Rach? Is that a ShamWow waiting to spring into action? I think I just had a False-Positive ShamWow Sighting.

Rachel's Full-Body Apron - the Snuggie. Rachel says,'The bacon can spit and hiss, but my Snuggie, it can kiss.'

Rachel's Full-Body Apron - the Snuggie. Rachel says, 'The bacon can spit and hiss, but my Snuggie, it can kiss.'


Rachel is also the inventor of a sequel to the ‘Paper, Rock, Scissors’ game. It’s called ‘Spoon, Fork, Knife’. A kitchen utensil is placed in a running garbage disposal and the contestants have to guess which implement is getting grinded.

Hours of kitchen enjoyment, and fun for all ages.

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April 21st, 2009 at 12:51 am