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Lightsaber Rendered Impotent by Snuggie
Eli stands confidently underneath the shadow of a Bafforr Tree (which has obviously been Aqua-Globed).
Notice Eli, the Snuggie Jedi. His Snuggie makes this young Padawan badder than Samuel L. Jackson, who may have had the original Purple Light Saber, but never dreamed of grasping it’s Purple Laser Beam with his own hand. His fingers aren’t sliced off by his Light Saber thanks to the protective powers of the Snuggie, the must-have for the 21st Century Jedi.
Note the Bafforr tree in the background. Eli’s family is obviously an ‘As Seen on TV’ family. Is that an Aqua Globe I see in the base of that plant?
THIS JUST IN: Eli’s mother has confirmed that an Aqua Globe is in indeed in the pot of that plant.
Also, consider this candid Snuggie Jedi shot below…
Snuggie Jedi Slays Restrictive Blanket
Eli is now off to slay the Three Headed Snuggie Monster.
V is for Snuggie Victory - Charisse and Laura as the 3 Headed Snuggie Monster