Archive for February, 2009
Snuggie Scuba World Record Cut Short by PETA
No fish were harmed in the taking of this photo (except for that one puffer fish that got too close to the open back-end of the Snuggie - Jerry shortsightedly consumed the Beans and Sauerkraut Sandwich from the Buffet just prior to going in the tank. You are in a better place, Delilah.)
When we left Jerry, he was hanging with Nemo in the 117,000 gallon aquarium at the Silverton Casino in Las Vegas. Not content to break one world record for being the first underwater scuba Snuggie Sighting, he decided to go all Cal Ripken on us and set another one way out of reach.
Jerry stayed underwater for over 5 hours in his Snuggie. Upon exiting the tank he was greeted by a PETA protestor attempting to throw paint on his Snuggie, mistaking its luxuriousness for fur. The paint was deflected by the sheer awesomeness of the Snuggie. (This is an undocumented feature of the Snuggie – see Snuggie as Invincibility Cloak).
Snuggie Restless Arm Syndrome @ Epidemic Proportions
Click Here to View the Raise the Roof Snuggie Commercial – It features the New Snuggie Colors – Pink and Forrest Green
We first noted the Snuggie Restless Arm Syndrome in our Raise the Roof in Your Snuggie entry. This was followed up by the Snuggie Sighting at New Mexico Church of Scientology post. Michael has now sent a photo of a full-on Snuggie Restless Arm Syndrome attack. This was snapped in the parking lot outside the same Church of Scientology in New Mexico.
The Snuggie Gives You Super-Human Strength. Michael carries a tree like it ain't no thang.
In other news, Michael has officially ended the debate on whether the Snuggie opens in the back or not.
Where are They Now? Jamie (a.k.a. Snuggie Bathroom Girl) Edition
Whether the paper is threaded over the roll, or under, the Snuggie comes through every time.
We last left Jamie in the bathroom. She has long since finished the paperwork, and you cannot ‘wipe’ the smile off her face. The Snuggie fame she has had from being the first Snuggie Toilet Jockey has been thunderous.
Ding! I've got mail....FAN mail....and groovy neon highlighter pens in a coffee cup.
Jamie’s cat and dog (pictured hovering over her left shoulder) get along swimmingly whenever she wears her Snuggie. And if her fan mail onslaught continues, she will have to upgrade from her AOL dial-up account to handle the load. “I’m just so glad to be done with that old Afghan”.
Jamie takes a break from the fan mail with Lacey and the Complimentary Booklight.
What is up with Roxy the Shazam-Eyed dog? Do his eyes illuminate in unison with the Complimentary Booklight?