@cortneeehjo is chilling at Starbucks in the Red Snuggie. This, my friends, is the Snuggie Barista taking a Snuggie break.

I’ll have a Double Latte…with Sleeves.

Billy Hays here, for The Culty…

It was ‘As Seen on TV’ night at the Fresno Grizzlies minor league ballpark. What better thing to do between innings than have a Snuggie / ShamWow relay? As the Fresno Grizzlies tout it, this was the ‘First Every Snuggie ShamWow LifeAlert Relay in the history of professional sports’. I’m sure it won’t be the last. Roll YouTube.