Attention World: Prepare for Goatee Saver Commercials – Coming to a TV Near You

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Previously, I posted ‘You Cannot Operate the Goatee Saver in a Blanket‘. Well, our friends at Goatee Saver have decided to do a new commercial. Get ready for it, because it is going to start airing the last week in April on a TV near you.

Here’s a press release warning us to this fact.

All I can say is that these guys have not studied from the great infomercial forefathers, such as the Slim Suit.

This new Goatee Saver commercial starts with the words “Have you ever wanted a perfect goatee?” I will answer that question with a question of my own: “Why would you open your commercial with a question that will be answered ‘No’ by 99.87% of the population?” I suppose they hope to quickly identify their niche and speak to those 3 guys out there who are crying out for a grown up binky…err…Goatee Template.

Now you can shave your goatee and relive your childhood at the same time.

Now you can shave your goatee and relive your childhood at the same time.


Here’s info on the Goatee Saver company, from the press release:

‘The company operates as a woman-owned business and has five employees. The company’s goal is to change the way men groom – one goatee at a time – by providing a high quality, well-made, affordably priced product all men can use to cut their grooming time and ultimately create the perfect goatee.’

Did you notice their goal of changing the way men groom – one goatee at a time? That sounds vaguely familiar. Perhaps it’s the tagline from this site – ‘Making the World a Warmer Place…One Snuggie at a Time’ – maybe that’s what’s ringing a bell…

Attention Goatee Saver People: Here’s how you sell this to more than a handful of people.

Written by Snuggie

April 20th, 2009 at 3:12 am

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  1. Goatee Saver… lol!!! Not to be rude but is this serious???

    Pascal

    4 Dec 09 at 7:17 pm

  2. Yes, it is a real product, believe it or not.

    Snuggie

    5 Dec 09 at 12:23 am

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