Snuggie Paparazzi Flattened by Sheer Awesomeness of the Snuggie
Any time you put on the Snuggie, you can expect pesky photographers to swarm after you. The problem for Snuggie Paparazzi is that if they get too close to the blanket with sleeves, they are flattened by the fleecy goodness that is the Snuggie. This is known in certain circles as the SnugField.
Case in point: Consider Joel, standing over his hapless photographer, doing his best Rio Statue routine in Snuggie and Shades (a lethal combo anywhere, especially indoors…you’ve been warned, Snuggie photogs).
Fortunately for this prostrate shutterbug, Joel kept his Complimentary Booklight (i.e. Snuggie Light Saber) holstered.
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