Snuggie Shocker
Here is Tim, sporting the ever-rare Green Snuggie. He hoists a High-Life in one hand while flashing the Shocker with the other…or so he says. Perhaps he lost that last knuckle on his ring finger messing with the cool Indoor Birdhouse. Every home needs an Indoor Birdhouse. You decide – Shocker…or Tragic Indoor Birdhouse Accident? Regardless, the Snuggie eases all pain (Tim’s High-Life is on standby, just in case things get …wait for it…out of hand… bwahaha…sorry about that. It’s late.).
9.5 Fingers + Indoor Bird House * Green Snuggie = It's All Good
From Wikipedia (and I’m dead serious, I couldn’t make something this cool up) – ‘The Shocker should not be confused with similar looking hand gestures, such as ‘The Pitchfork’ which is a hand signal used at Arizona State University. (notice the spacing between the index and middle finger).’ … So let me get this straight. The Pitchfork is like the Shocker meets the Peace Sign. We are all now enlightened.
Now that I look at Tim’s pic again, and that spacing between Index and Tall Boy, I’d say he is flashing the Pitchfork.
Hello,
This is incredibly offensive to me as one of my uncles lost his finger in the war. I would greatly appreciate it if you took down this ignorant picture. Nothing more to say, sir.
Sincerely,
Thomas
Thomas
1 Mar 10 at 1:21 pm
My friend lost his finger by getting it cut off in the gate latch.
Caitlin
1 Mar 10 at 2:51 pm
I’ll get right on that.
Snuggie
3 Mar 10 at 12:53 am
umm, it’s not offensive. it’s a gang sign, he wasn’t making fun of people without fingers. :p
abby
7 Mar 10 at 2:42 am