Archive for the ‘As Seen on TV’ tag
Why Bing is Evil
Microsoft’s new search engine, Bing, has been making headlines recently as it tries to catch up to Google. They have been buying 2+ minutes worth of commercial time on various TV shows in order to run their 30 second commercial and ‘give you two more minutes of what you want.’
That sounded all well and good until I saw how this was implemented. Notice in this video clip example from the Daily Show, as they cut to break, the Snuggie commercial starts and then they have the audacity to fast forward through it (and several other classic As Seen on TV gems, such as the Topsy Turvy Tomato Planter) before showing the Bing logo and getting you back to the Daily Show.
Bottom line: There is nothing on TV better than the Snuggie commercial. Nothing. If you were smart, Microsoft, you would have started your Bing commercial with one of those Apple “I’m a Mac” commercials and fast-forwarded through that. As it is, you’ve missed the mark by messing with our friend, the Snuggie (and even the Snuggie Diva, Jane DeNoble, who is cuddling up in her Snuggie when you hit the FF on her…the outrage!)
If Bing had pulled this stunt a few months ago, I would have missed the Snuggie commercial, and there would be no SnuggieSightings.com. Shudder.
Snuggie Relay at the Ballpark
It was ‘As Seen on TV’ night at the Fresno Grizzlies minor league ballpark. What better thing to do between innings than have a Snuggie / ShamWow relay? As the Fresno Grizzlies tout it, this was the ‘First Every Snuggie ShamWow LifeAlert Relay in the history of professional sports’. I’m sure it won’t be the last. Roll YouTube.
How to Get on TV – Wear a Snuggie
Here’s Todd, waiting in line for Portland Trailblazers playoff tickets. There are hundreds of people in the line, and a bunch of people bundled in soul-crushing blankets. But guess who Mr. Reporter beelines it to?