Here we have Michelle and Jen preparing to jump out of a perfectly good airplane, trusting that the Snuggie will be adequate as a parachute. Given this photo, they may be on to something.

Fortunately, Ange stopped them from making the jump. While the Snuggie is awesome in every way, there are a few things it can’t do. The Snuggie can’t be used as a parachute. It can’t protect you from rabid dogs (although a few mailmen cling to this belief, wearing their Snuggie on their routes despite the Summer heat). And you simply cannot frown while wearing a Snuggie.