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Snuggie Bowling League – Where Every Game is Perfect
You cannot go bowling in a blanket. And the Snuggie goes well with the always fashionable pair of bowling shoes. The Snuggie Bowling League (SBL) has sprung forth onto the scene.
‘We want to avoid any Steroid scandals. The SBL will be a clean sport. Since we never roll a gutter, thanks to our Snuggies, there will doubters. I hear the whispers all the time. ‘Whisper whisper whisper. That cool girl in the Snuggie has to be juicing’. It is sad that the world cannot embrace the fact that the Snuggie can turn anyone into the next Earl Anthony. So that is why we require the urine samples before each frame. Not each tournament, but each frame. To silence the whispers. It is a small price to pay…It was juicing that killed the Slanket Bowling League. Those poor Slanket people.’
Snuggie Pub Crawl
You’ve read about the Snuggie Drinking Game in USA Today. We’ve covered it here. Although we have yet to see a Snuggie in an episode of ‘Intervention’, we can now report that the Snuggie Drinking Game Rules Committee consists of Barry, Mike, Kevin, Heath, Chris, and Doc.
They’ve been putting in long hours at the local pubs, working overtime to get the Snuggie Drinking Game rules just right. Pictured above are the guys, waiting in anticipation for the next Snuggie commercial to air. I think they are raising a toast to all the imitators out there – but here we have the original Snuggie Pub Crawl.