Today is Snuggie Friday, so keep your eyes out for Snuggie Sightings in the Workplace.

Sarah received a Snuggie for her birthday last month. She quickly found that if she wore the Snuggie, she could get away with anything. Consider this:

Sarah loves her Snuggie so much, she plays ‘Walk Like an Egyptian‘ every hour, on the hour, and struts through the cube farm. The Snuggie livens up any workplace, and chases the chill from those pesky industrial grade air conditioner blasts.

It was a festive time at the Park Ridge Cul-de-Sac as Sarah and Brittany, a.k.a. “Snuggie Deliverance”, entertained the neighbors and a handful of Fed-Ex and UPS drivers delivering last minute gift packages on Christmas Eve. This girl group chose to stick with a Snuggie theme, highlighting only a handful of the cornucopa of benefits befitting the Snuggie. Their three song set included:

Song 1: “Pyromania” by Def Leppard
Song 2: “Greensleeves” (originally entitled “A New Northern Dittye of the Lady Greene Sleeves” – circa 1580) (Editor’s Note: This was an especially bold choice, considering they wore Blue Snuggies).
Song 3: “It’s Getting Hot in Herre” by Nelly

Sarah strummed her Banjo while Brittany provided interpretive dance. The set was such a success that several concert-goers waved their complimentary booklights overhead.

Ethel Bumbridge, who lives across the street and previously had not left her home since Reagan’s first term, joined the crowd as the final notes were played. Faintly over the hushed gathering, with tears in her eyes, she exclaimed, “You can’t do that in a blanket…God bless us. Everyone.”