So, why not uncork that Complimentary Booklight and upload it to YouTube? Here is what it looks like when you launch the booklight into action. It’ll be the most entertaining 7 seconds of your lives. Shield your eyes and hide the pets. You have been warned…
Posted 3 years, 2 months ago at 2:21 am. Add a comment
When you unbox your Snuggie, you will find that the Complimentary Booklight is tucked inside a small box of its own. Not only do you get the Complimentary Booklight when you buy a Snuggie, you also get all of the documentation that comes with said Booklight. I present to you, the BookLight User Manual
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The scan above has the fold marks from the ‘User Manual’ being folded up inside the box the booklight is packaged in. It is the first User Manual I have ever seen that could be folded several times. This is also the first manual I have ever read from cover to cover.
One other great note is that this user manual puts any rumors or doubts to rest as to where the Complimentary Booklight is manufactured. China can put on a kickin’ Opening Ceremony in the Olympics, and same goes for the precision of the stellar Booklight.
Posted 3 years, 2 months ago at 2:21 am. 1 comment
I think I will show my dirty sock to the world...and just a hint of leg.
You must agree that there’s nothing quite like cozying up to a good book in your Snuggie, basking in the glow of your matching complimentary booklights. Pictured here are Terry (and someone else – please send names, Terry, although you did not fail to mention your cat ‘Skeletor’), reading the International Best-Sellers ‘Nursing Care of Infants and Children’ and the vaguely titled ‘Earth Science’.
Not wanting anything to go to waste, they have saved their empty Snuggie box as a groovy cat carrier, which is surely acceptable for traveling on most major airlines.
Sorry, Skeletor. We have to check you at the gate. Laterzzz
Just kidding. This is one big, happy Snuggie family.
Skeletor the Cat - not to be confused with Skeletor from 'He-Man and the Masters of the Universe'
Posted 3 years, 3 months ago at 3:38 pm. 2 comments