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Snuggies are Not Made out of Cotton Candy

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One common search term that I see on this site is “What are Snuggies Made out of?” I can personally attest that they are not made out of Cotton Candy. I believe the correct answer is fleece. For this reason, a Snuggie research lab was recently formed to investigate the makeup of the Snuggie.

Resident Snuggie and Cotton Candy experts Mike, Carolyn, and Grace sample the sweets in their Snuggies.

Resident Snuggie and Cotton Candy experts Mike, Carolyn, and Grace sample the sweets in their Snuggies.


Mike, (check out his YouTube Channel), Carolyn, and Grace have set out to prove once and for all that Snuggies are not made out of cotton candy.
Note Mike's Snuggie sleeve dropping into the Cotton Candy Mixer.

Note Mike's Snuggie sleeve dropping into the Cotton Candy Mixer.


We will now attempt to eat our Snuggies to verify they are not consistent with the texture or taste of Cotton Candy.

We will now attempt to eat our Snuggies to verify they are not consistent with the texture or taste of Cotton Candy.

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March 4th, 2009 at 3:49 am

Don’t Cry Over Forgotten Milk … or How Your Mother Met the Snuggie

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This is a follow up to the Father Reflects on Where the Milk Run Went Wrong posting.

The Three Snugglettes

The Three Snugglettes


These 3 boys caused their old man to forget the milk, coming home instead with a lot of As Seen on TV Goodness – specifically a Snuggie, a ShamWow, and AquaGlobes.

The dad was worried his wife would not take the news of the forgotten milk well, so he quickly wrapped her in the cozy warmth of the Snuggie. All was well, and ironically the Snuggie commercial unspooled in the background on the TV.

The Snuggie saves the day!

The Snuggie saves the day!


This mother hugged her kids while the dad excused himself to grab the camera and lower the thermostat 10 degrees, so as to lower the heating bill (since the commercial reminded him of this helpful tip).

And, in an attempt to dispel those ugly Internet rumors, these pics should prove once and for all that the Snuggie does not produce static.

The excitement of the Snuggie is a hair-raising experience. This is not static. Would this Snugglette be flashing the peace sign if he was experiencing a static shock? I don't think so!

The excitement of the Snuggie is a hair-raising experience. This is not static. Would this Snugglette be flashing the peace sign if he was experiencing a static shock? I don't think so!


Once again...this proves nothing. That could have been Photoshopped. Certainly a gust of wind passed through. This is not static.

Once again...this proves nothing. That could have been Photoshopped. Certainly a gust of wind passed through. This is not static.


Snuggie Static? Let me think.

Snuggie Static? Let me think.

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March 3rd, 2009 at 3:57 am