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The Snuggie as Typing Tutor

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Kim used to enjoy whiling away her days playing Solitaire on her computer and Checkers on her purse. Not anymore! Now that the Snuggie has entered her life, she finds that she is much more productive. She now types like a gazillion words a minute (GWPM) as long as she gets her Snug on at work.

Ever since I got my Snuggie, I can type without looking at the keyboard. See!

Ever since I got my Snuggie, I can type without looking at the keyboard. See!

Emails now go answered, as do the phones. She wears her Snuggie proudly, giving that sideways look to anyone that dares snicker; as if to say, ‘I’m wearing a Snuggie. Your sticks and stones can’t penetrate this fleecey bad boy’.

Snuggie Snap, Kim.

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April 4th, 2009 at 10:39 pm

Snuggie Friday

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It is ‘Take Your Snuggie to the Office’ day. Snuggie Friday is replacing Casual Friday’s, now that those Office Air Conditioners are blasting forth.

Office Productivity is up 438% since Snuggie Friday was Introduced by Sharn two weeks ago. Get them Sleeves up in the Air. And waving 'em like you just don't care. You can't file forms in a Blanket. Wouldn't be caught dead in a Slanket.

Office Productivity is up 438% since Snuggie Friday was Introduced by Sharn two weeks ago. Get them Sleeves up in the Air. And waving 'em like you just don't care. You can't file forms in a Blanket. Wouldn't be caught dead in a Slanket.

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April 3rd, 2009 at 8:25 am

It’s Snuggie Friday

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Sharn is getting the word out that Fridays are now Snuggie Fridays across business offices nationwide. She’s in South Florida and battling those drafty air-conditioned cubicles by getting Snug with It. Go Sharn!

Snuggie Friday. Everybody get them Sleeves in the Air. And wave 'em like you just don't care. This is something you can't do in a Blanket. Wouldn't be caught dead in a Slanket. Come on.

Snuggie Friday. Everybody get them Sleeves in the Air. And wave 'em like you just don't care. This is something you can't do in a Blanket. Wouldn't be caught dead in a Slanket. Come on.

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March 27th, 2009 at 9:27 am