Archive for the ‘Snuggie Photograph’ tag
Snuggie Paparazzi Flattened by Sheer Awesomeness of the Snuggie
Any time you put on the Snuggie, you can expect pesky photographers to swarm after you. The problem for Snuggie Paparazzi is that if they get too close to the blanket with sleeves, they are flattened by the fleecy goodness that is the Snuggie. This is known in certain circles as the SnugField.
Case in point: Consider Joel, standing over his hapless photographer, doing his best Rio Statue routine in Snuggie and Shades (a lethal combo anywhere, especially indoors…you’ve been warned, Snuggie photogs).
Note to celebs: Joel says 'Go Snuggie to slay the TMZ's of your life'
Fortunately for this prostrate shutterbug, Joel kept his Complimentary Booklight (i.e. Snuggie Light Saber) holstered.
Related Link: Snuggie as Invincibility Cloak
Snuggie Scuba World Record Cut Short by PETA
No fish were harmed in the taking of this photo (except for that one puffer fish that got too close to the open back-end of the Snuggie - Jerry shortsightedly consumed the Beans and Sauerkraut Sandwich from the Buffet just prior to going in the tank. You are in a better place, Delilah.)
When we left Jerry, he was hanging with Nemo in the 117,000 gallon aquarium at the Silverton Casino in Las Vegas. Not content to break one world record for being the first underwater scuba Snuggie Sighting, he decided to go all Cal Ripken on us and set another one way out of reach.
Jerry stayed underwater for over 5 hours in his Snuggie. Upon exiting the tank he was greeted by a PETA protestor attempting to throw paint on his Snuggie, mistaking its luxuriousness for fur. The paint was deflected by the sheer awesomeness of the Snuggie. (This is an undocumented feature of the Snuggie – see Snuggie as Invincibility Cloak).