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Snuggie Bowling League – Where Every Game is Perfect
You cannot go bowling in a blanket. And the Snuggie goes well with the always fashionable pair of bowling shoes. The Snuggie Bowling League (SBL) has sprung forth onto the scene.
Julie cannot help but laugh at her gutterless future, all thanks to the mighty Snuggie.
Julie's boyfriend, Kevin. Kevin lines up his shot at Riverlanes in Tulsa, while the Great Unwashed (i.e. those losers, sans Snuggies) look on in full Snuggie Envy.
‘We want to avoid any Steroid scandals. The SBL will be a clean sport. Since we never roll a gutter, thanks to our Snuggies, there will doubters. I hear the whispers all the time. ‘Whisper whisper whisper. That cool girl in the Snuggie has to be juicing’. It is sad that the world cannot embrace the fact that the Snuggie can turn anyone into the next Earl Anthony. So that is why we require the urine samples before each frame. Not each tournament, but each frame. To silence the whispers. It is a small price to pay…It was juicing that killed the Slanket Bowling League. Those poor Slanket people.’
The SBL urine testing is the most rigorous of any major league sport.
Kevin and Julie, after yet another 300-300 tie.