This just in. Snuggie Figure Skating has been made an Olympic Sport. Alicia, pictured below, is rejoicing at the news. “I used to Figure Skate in a blanket. Disaster. Not until I found the Snuggie did I find my true calling. I would like to thank Dorothy Hamill, the Snuggie, and of course the Olympic Committee. Vancouver, here I come!”

We last saw Kristina Snuggie-cising. She is back in her Snuggie, now relaxing on a Tropical Beach.

Kelly writes in and sent pics about her gift to her best friend, Meg. Kelly was convinced that she had bought Meg the greatest gift on the planet; the Snuggie. And indeed she had bought the greatest gift. Little did she know that Meg had received a Snuggie two hours prior from her dear Mother.
And here is the Birthday Card that Kelly sent in for Meg.

Attention, Hallmark – hire Kelly immediately for recognizing the under-served “Children with Mullets” demographic.