You cannot contain the Snuggie Restless Arm Syndrome, you can only hope to contain it. The Snuggie Restless Arm Syndrome has been noted previously here, here, and here.

Pictured above is Michael as he is released from the hospital. He suffered from Snuggie Restless Arm Syndrome – the inexplicable urge to raise your hands when wearing a Snuggie. His syndrome has gone into remission, thanks to a steady diet of Star Trek Voyager episodes and stuffed animals. Of course, if you really want to keep your hands down, you could lay underneath those notoriously restrictive blankets.

Attention Nashville Snuggie Lovers: 96.3 Jack-FM is giving away Snuggies. View the video for details or go to 963Jackfm.com.

Liana goes bullet time to avoid the odor emanating from Agent Flip Flops. There may indeed be no spoon, Keanu, but Agent Flip Flops is for real. “I need an exit!”

NOTE TO WORLD: The Snuggie has you.