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Father Reflects on Where the Milk Run Went Wrong
Mike W. wrote in to share about his recent Milk Run Forgetfulness. The assignment was easy: take the 3 boys and run to the corner store and grab a gallon of Whole Milk. All was going well until Mike and the boys happened upon the ‘As Seen on TV’ section. Pictured in this Polaroid is the cause of his Memento Moment.
'Whoa! The gang is all here. Must. Resist. Don't. See. Snuggie. Think. I. Can...uh-oh. Is that a Snuggie display over there? I'm in trouble.'
Remember when kids used to beg for candy at stores? Those days are officially over.
The forgetful dad may not have made it home with the milk, but his boys are glad to report that Mom is warm and cozy in her Snuggie, is able to clean spills with her ShamWow, and her AquaGlobes make for stylish earrings, suitable for a Dinner Party or a Night Out on the Town.
Snuggie Mermaids Long to be Part of Our Snuggie World
We last visited our Snuggie friends from the Silverton Casino aquarium with the ‘Snuggie Scuba World Record Cut Short by PETA‘ entry. Jerry has now made way for the Snuggie Mermaids of Silverton.
'The Snuggies are always greener, In somebody else's lake, You dream about going up there, But that is a big mistake.'
The Snuggie Mermaids broke into song:
‘Look at this Snuggie, isn’t it neat?
Wouldn’t you think my collection’s complete?
Wouldn’t you think I’m the girl
The girl who has everything?
Look at this trove, treasures untold
How many Snuggies can one cavern hold?
Looking around here, you’d think
Sure, she’s got everything
I’ve got Complimentary Booklights a-plenty
I’ve got Big City Sliders galore
You want Aqua Globes?
I’ve got twenty
But who cares? No big deal. I want more
I wanna be where the people are
I wanna see, wanna see ’em dancin’
walkin’ around on those
Whaddya call ’em? Pedi-Paws
Flippin’ your fins, you don’t get too far
Legs are required for jumpin’, dancin’
Strollin’ along down the
What’s that word again? ShamWow
Up where they walk
Up where they run
Up where they stay all day in the sun
Wanderin’ free, wish I could be
Part of that Snuggie world.’