Archive for the ‘Blanket with Sleeves’ tag
Snuggie Paparazzi Flattened by Sheer Awesomeness of the Snuggie
Any time you put on the Snuggie, you can expect pesky photographers to swarm after you. The problem for Snuggie Paparazzi is that if they get too close to the blanket with sleeves, they are flattened by the fleecy goodness that is the Snuggie. This is known in certain circles as the SnugField.
Case in point: Consider Joel, standing over his hapless photographer, doing his best Rio Statue routine in Snuggie and Shades (a lethal combo anywhere, especially indoors…you’ve been warned, Snuggie photogs).
Fortunately for this prostrate shutterbug, Joel kept his Complimentary Booklight (i.e. Snuggie Light Saber) holstered.
Related Link: Snuggie as Invincibility Cloak
Snuggie as Full Body Apron Keeps Pesky Bacon Grease at Bay
Rachel wears her Snuggie in the kitchen and dares the bacon grease to penetrate the protective shield of fleece. It doesn’t stand a chance. This peace of mind gives Rachel extra time to think about her next groovy mug acquisition, or perhaps buying that third coffee maker that her kitchen is crying out for.
Wait a minute. What is that yellow thing hanging on the cabinet handle behind you, Rach? Is that a ShamWow waiting to spring into action? I think I just had a False-Positive ShamWow Sighting.
Rachel is also the inventor of a sequel to the ‘Paper, Rock, Scissors’ game. It’s called ‘Spoon, Fork, Knife’. A kitchen utensil is placed in a running garbage disposal and the contestants have to guess which implement is getting grinded.
Hours of kitchen enjoyment, and fun for all ages.
There’s Nothing Like the Smell of Fleece in the Morning
Melissa sent this in, along with her note that this was the (and I quote) ‘best Snuggie Sighting ever’.
While there is groovy crown moulding and a fire alarm sighting, I don’t think I’m ready to call this the best Snuggie Sighting ever. Keep trying, Melissa.