We last visited our Snuggie friends from the Silverton Casino aquarium with the ‘Snuggie Scuba World Record Cut Short by PETA‘ entry. Jerry has now made way for the Snuggie Mermaids of Silverton.

The Snuggie Mermaids broke into song:

‘Look at this Snuggie, isn’t it neat?
Wouldn’t you think my collection’s complete?
Wouldn’t you think I’m the girl
The girl who has everything?

Look at this trove, treasures untold
How many Snuggies can one cavern hold?
Looking around here, you’d think
Sure, she’s got everything

I’ve got Complimentary Booklights a-plenty
I’ve got Big City Sliders galore
You want Aqua Globes?
I’ve got twenty
But who cares? No big deal. I want more

I wanna be where the people are
I wanna see, wanna see ’em dancin’
walkin’ around on those
Whaddya call ’em? Pedi-Paws

Flippin’ your fins, you don’t get too far
Legs are required for jumpin’, dancin’
Strollin’ along down the
What’s that word again? ShamWow
Up where they walk
Up where they run
Up where they stay all day in the sun
Wanderin’ free, wish I could be
Part of that Snuggie world.’

You wanna keep warm when you’re feeling chilled,
But you don’t want to raise your heating bill.
Blankets are “ok”, but they can slip and slide,
and when you need to reach for something (such as your underwater harpoon),
your hands are trapped inside.
Now, there’s the Scuba Snuggie – the Underwater Blanket with Sleeves.

Not only is the Snuggie perfect for those “Drafty Dorm Rooms”, but those 117,000 gallon aquariums that contain over 4,000 tropical fish – such as the Silverton Casino Aquarium in Las Vegas, Nevada. Thanks, Scott, for sending us your Scuba Snuggie pic! And for the record, the diver’s name is Jerry. Perhaps Jerry should contact the Guiness Book of World Records as the first Underwater Snuggie Scuba Diver. I hear a rumor that there are mermaids in that tank.